Sonic the Hedgehogging

A rigorous, vigorous type of aberrant sex involving inserting things in one's rectum at a high rate of speed repeatedly.

Dude is limping from Sonic the Hedgehogging last night.

by Andrew Torba's Midnight Climax December 3, 2023

Gassing the Hedgehog

A kinky sex act where one partner, after eating a gas-inducing meal (think beans or broccoli), unleashes a prolonged, intentional fart while the other partner is curled up in a tight, defensive position—mimicking a hedgehog’s spiky ball—during oral or anal play. The “gassing” is the pungent release, meant to tease or dominate the “hedgehog,” who’s either reluctantly into it or playfully protesting the stench. Requires trust, a twisted sense of humor, and probably a safe word.

“Last night got wild—Jake was gassing the hedgehog while Sarah was all curled up, giggling and yelling for him to stop before she passed out.”

by Nasty Ninja April 30, 2025

Shadow the hedgehog

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Person 1 what happened

Person 2 shadow the hedgehog pissed on his wife

by herobean5836 April 25, 2022

Rubbing The Hedgehog

rubbing up on your pubes after freshly shaving them

yo bro i just rubbed the hedgehog it feels so cool, what’s rubbing the hedgehog ? bro you have to try it

by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

Hedgehog

A term used for someone who has hairy genetals usually used for young teen girls

Damn this hedgehog has herpies

by coollllllccckkk September 22, 2016

Sonic the hedgehog

There was a time sonic the hedgehog was an impressive game. Most people couldnt find better graphics in a video game. Nowadays, it seems like every video game console tries to outdo the next to the point that it's silly, people seem to need the false sense of satisfaction they get from a video game with 3D graphics and one that seems real, even though theres nothing realistic about video games in the first place, there never was.

Kid- Have you ever seen a blue hedgehog do this shit before?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Rainbow hedgehog

A rainbow hedgehog is a gay man that has gone camping instead of just living in a city cbd

Look at Mel over there as he dances around the campfire drinking a lemon vodka cruiser while everyone else is sitting with a beer enjoying the fire. What a rainbow hedgehog!!

by Bowslosski November 21, 2023