Hawking ham

A baby hawk stuck in a tree for 3 days. Has to be brought down by a southern lumber jack man and is now debated as baby Stephen hawking or hawking ham

Hawking ham come down from there

by Lil bitch 123 May 21, 2020

gatling hawk

A gatling hawk is a retarded pigeon that thinks it's a hawk wielding a gatling gun. Gatling hawks are commonly found in Idaho, working at McDonald's and living with their ex girlfriend's parents. During a Gatling hawk's spare time, a Gatling hawk can be found making shitty YouTube videos with his intellectually superior friends.

I was having a good time watching YouTube, and then I encountered a Gatling hawk.

by CommieSmasher October 11, 2017

skeeter-hawk

A crane fly. It is a common myth that crane flies eat mosquitoes, so in redneck areas of the country, they call them 'skeeter hawks.

Redneck: Them gosh damn skeeter-hawk flyin' all over mah trailer! I shouldna left mah winduh open las' night, 'cus they's really annoyin' me. At least they's ain't gon be no mo' muhskeetahs in mah trailer. I hope they's go suck on tahrone's ass tuhnaght.

by bodacious brownie troop March 19, 2017

Meat Hawk

A man who looks at another man's penis while urinating in a public restroom. If you hear a loud Ka Kaw! Ka kaw! This means that a ninja recognizes such a person, and is warning all other ninjas to be alert to the pee dee peeper.

That guy in the bathroom is a Meat Hawk! Ka Kaw! Ka Kaw!

by Gangstachieff March 6, 2018

Maya Hawke

lesbians favorite celebrity

AKA the finest person on earth

Lesbian 1: "look at this edit of Maya Hawke"
Lesbian 2: "lord have mercy"

by mayahawkelover69 February 19, 2023

hindu hawk

Playful term for an Indian, originated in Sterling Heights, MI, circa 1989.

The Hindu Hawk that lives next door takes really good care of her yard.

by ComputerNinja February 22, 2019

hawks simps

First of all, who is hawks?

Hawks is the number 2 hero in the anime mha, he is one of the most talented, beautiful, smart, cute, sexy, perfect, delicious character to exist.

Second, what are the hawks simps?

Hawks simps are one of the most loving and caring person you’ll meet, they are so vulnerable and cute, they know everything about this man, no matter what you ask them, they know everything so don’t dare disrespect their mans or they’ll come for your soul.

Whether you kin, stan, or just think about this man...you are the most perfect version of a human, you scrumptious, delicious, beautiful piece of human..I respect you and love you :)

Hawks: who Is my little helper?
Hawks simps: it’s me I’m the helper

by hawkslittlehelper January 10, 2021