Having a Milardo

One is said to be "having a Milardo" when one who is usually very mild mannered totally flips out at or in front of his co-workers. This tantrum will have every other word being "Fuck" or "Fucking" or "What the Fuck", and while attempting to remain "blameless" wants to put the screws to whomever has got his dander up in such a way. Formerly referred to as having a "Mauriello".

"Holy Shit! I thought it was going to come to fistacuffs when Joe was having a Milardo at Andrew the other day. He totally lost his mind and went completely berzerk!"

by IT Comedy Contributor October 19, 2004

having one off the wrist

Another way of saying I'm going to masterbate

I put a lock on your door so your mum can't catch you having one off the wrist

by Wanglerz July 23, 2017

having a brown

Having a poo, squeezing one out.

We all enjoy it.

I'm having a brown, can I call you back?

by FreyOlly January 20, 2007

we're not having sex

i'm completely helpless to your charm & witty sense humor and if you make a move on me we are definitely having sex

boy: can i buy you a drink?
girl: ok, but we're not having sex
boy: hmm... *i wonder how far i can get her legs behind her head*

by swedishfishmafia September 16, 2012

Having Kittens

Experiencing and displaying an extreme emotion, be it happiness, excitement or anger.

1) - "Did you see that bitch? She was fucking pissed off"
2) - "Yeah man, she was crazy, she was having kittens"
or
1) - "Did I tell ya the other day I found fifty bucks? I was fucking having kittens!"

by Splashers May 14, 2009

self-heating sleeping bag

The #1 why beans are so popular as a camping food...

...is that they create the self-heating sleeping bag at night!

by Jack Bozdog November 27, 2006

so, how bout that weather we're having?

1.the commonly used phrase for trying to hit on a girl you believe to be out of your league when the clock is ticking and you only have a moments chance to impress her.

2.pick up line FAIL

hot girl texting
*load her groceries, then look in her eyes (this is your chance!)

guy, "so, how bout that weather we're having?"

by calebfan April 6, 2011