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Harald

Oh wow! What a prick! How is this the first time I'm seeing this interview!?
Hym "WOW! That was something. 'Are you angry?' what a stupid fucking question. That's another one of my problems. People and their aversion to anger. Fucking pathetic! I get that shit from the people around me too. From people I associate with and even Iam's mother from time to time. And it's like, it's your line of question that is angering me. Because it's intellectually dishonest. You're using questions as a means to weaponize your willful ignorance towards me. That Harald guys a fucking moron."

Iam "... And I hope you know that isn't what I'm trying to do here... Right? My thing is this: There are extreme problems in the relationships between men and women. We have this whole Red-pill and MGTOW thing going on right now and the solutions you're proposing aren't something they disagree with. So why do they exist? Because there is something wrong with relationships between men and women...."

Hym "And that's what we're trying to call attention to. Evolutionary biology is being co-opted by Red-Pill Men as a sort of Success theory/Rebranded Social-Darwinism and Hypergamy by Women as post-facto justification for lizard-brain rationalization and preference seeking."

Iam "I'm just trying to figure things out... Because everything else is tedious to me"

Hym "We hate doing things that are tedious!"

Iam "That's not everything but I'm on a Men/Women kick tonight but that's what I've been thinking about lately."

Hym "And that's YOUR fault."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2022
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Harolda

The most beautiful girl you have ever seen ,she smart than she you might think.She might be clumsy and forgetful be if worth t to be a friend of Harolda
I want to be a Harolda💜😈💖
by Julius123 June 22, 2022
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Harald (røverland) Ivo

Harald (røverland) is an eating monster that will quite litarly eat whatever it sees. Harald is from "røverland" where its filled with stealing goblins and adidas wearing europeans. Røverland is a dangerous place
dam boy he eats alot he must be a harald (røverland) ivo
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Harod

Yeah, this is going to take like 5 parts... I might take a nap before I finish...

Harod "Ooooooh shit.... Ooooooh-"

Guard "Harod?"

Harod "AH! Ye... What?"

Guard "He... It... I... I got the guy. He's..."

Jesus "Hey man. How's it going?"

Harod "Ooooh shiiiiitah! What's he doing out of the sack man!? Holy shit!"

Guard "Ummm... I uuuuuh... Shit man... I didn't... Need it? He just came- I donno..."

Harod "Uh.... Huh.... So...."

Jesus "Yeah, what's up."

Harod "Ohshitohman... So... Yeah... You're the creature?"

Jesus "Yupyupyup-Er, No... I'm like a guy now. I mean... Kinda."

Harod "So... You're making fish?"

Jesus "Did I? Oh! Yeahyeahyeah man. Yeah, I made some fish. You had all the foods here so they... You know... Didn't have any."

Harod "Oooooooooohh.... Shit....."😱

Jesus 😐
Harod *Whispers* "Ooohshitwegottagetthisguythefuckouttahere!"

Guard "Uh... I..."

Harod "What are your going to do?"

Jesus "Well I usually just kill everybody and start over but the wine is pretty dope."

Harod "Wine?"

Jesus "Yup. Get it all up in muh bloods. Heheh. Oh! And the bread! Yeah, I was telling the guys earlier that I might be a bread man later."

Harod "Bread? A bread man?"

Jesus "Yeah! Like, with wine blood or something. It'll be dope... And delicious... And soggy... Yep."

Harod 😨

Jesus 😐

Harod 😨

Guard 😨

Jesus 😐

Harod "Holyshitgethimthefuckoutofhere... Gogogo get him out! GET HIM OUT! I don't care what you have to do to get it out of here but get it there, out I mean, and leave it there. Nail it to a tree... In.. The desert..."

Guard "There aren't any trees in the-"

Harod "Make a tree... And bring it and him there... To the dessert."

Guard "Bah... Um... Ok.."

Jesus "Ho! That does not sound fun."

Guard "Um... Do you...?"

Jesus "Oh yeah, lead the way."

Guard "... Ok..."

*Jesus and the guard walk off*

Harod "Ooooo shit..."
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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finn herold

One of the greatest person you will ever know. It is a name from Finland and means "intelligent person with a large penis".
Look he is so amazing.
Well i know, i bet his name is Finn Herold.
by SerketCompany January 2, 2017
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Holly Harrold

To aggressively rape your little sister and shit in her ear lobes
Me and my girlfriend did the holly Harrold last night
by Kevdoggy dog December 14, 2019
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Holly Harrold

To aggressively rape your little sister and shit in her ear lobes
by Kevdoggy dog December 14, 2019
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