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Get the hitler's hanky mug.In days long past, in a time in the not so far and distant future, there existed a man who went by many names; the Alexis, Alexus (Ah-lex-ous), the Alex (Ah-Lex) and sometimes Alex. There are bird wars that have been fought with their feathers.
His name is only properly pronounced with immense testosterone.
His name is only properly pronounced with immense testosterone.
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A game played by men and women in a group where the woman places a clean pressed handkerchief (hanky) around a mans testicles / scrotum (sack) and massages the testies with the handkerchief so the man gets an erection.
Once a full erection is reached, another person in the group starts a stopwatch / timer as the woman continues to massage the testies in order to make the man ejaculate. As soon as the man ejaculates the timer is stopped. The woman or the man cannot touch the penis during this time as it will result in disqualification.
If the man ejaculates in less that 1 minute he gets 5 points, less than 2 minutes he gets 4 points, less than 3 minutes he gets 3 points...etc.., after 5 minutes, if the man has not ejaculated he is disqualified. However if the man has a very large ejaculation he can gain a bonus point.
Other handkerchiefs can be placed on around the mans groin and stomach as an additional turn on and to catch the ejaculate.
The woman can also strip naked and play with her nipples / vagina to encourage the mans ejaculation.
Once a full erection is reached, another person in the group starts a stopwatch / timer as the woman continues to massage the testies in order to make the man ejaculate. As soon as the man ejaculates the timer is stopped. The woman or the man cannot touch the penis during this time as it will result in disqualification.
If the man ejaculates in less that 1 minute he gets 5 points, less than 2 minutes he gets 4 points, less than 3 minutes he gets 3 points...etc.., after 5 minutes, if the man has not ejaculated he is disqualified. However if the man has a very large ejaculation he can gain a bonus point.
Other handkerchiefs can be placed on around the mans groin and stomach as an additional turn on and to catch the ejaculate.
The woman can also strip naked and play with her nipples / vagina to encourage the mans ejaculation.
Derek managed to score 6 points in last night’s game of Hanky Sack. It took him only 23.7 seconds to ejaculate and required 3 handkerchiefs to clean up afterwards!
by Hanky Sacker April 6, 2010
Get the Hanky Sack mug.insult to white people. same as whitey and cracker, but no white person is offended by these words no matter who is saying them. unless u call a wigger a honkey. then they get pissed.
by tylerr December 22, 2005
Get the honkey mug.The term 'Hawkeyes' is a general term refering to a large group. For the term to be relevant, every individual on the football team associated with this group, generally a college, must be a badass. The association of this word with a high school actually has no relevance whatever.
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Get the hanky stanky mug.A condom, that has been used for once, or generally multiple times for fornication, generally found in the trash or bedside tables.
Henry: I found a Jizz Hanky in my sister's trash can.
Guy 2: Dude, thats some fucked up shit.. Gross.....
Daniel: what the fuck?
Guy 2: Dude, thats some fucked up shit.. Gross.....
Daniel: what the fuck?
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