Hannuk

An end of year holiday that celebrates aspects of nature as opposed to consumerism.
Hannuk is the Festival of 1000 Glowing Dragonflies
It occurs over 3 nights from 23-25 Dec.
1st night of Hannuk -

Nasung - One must collect clovers and press them in time for Nasung to give to loved ones for luck for the following year. The clovers can have 3 or 4 clovers. A night of Earth Celebration
2nd night of Hannuk -

Telsoo - Sunflowers are plantes as soon as the wear watms from winter so they are in bloom in time. Sunflowers are a representative of the Sun and all of his life giving qualities. A day of Sky Celebration.
3rd Night of Hannuk -

Quoltek - On this 3rd night of Hannuk, we recognise out insignificance in the universe as well as out significance in the larger picture of spirituality. Star decoration adorn the homes.. large feasts are served on this night. A night of Star Celebration.

Happy Hannuk!
You don't like Christian Holidays, try Hannuk!
What is Hannuk? People know in their soul what Hannuk is.

by Payou Cosmic Traveller January 9, 2013

hankük

When a person (GUY/female) reads your text message/messages and purposely chooses not to respond for his/her own selfish reasons with no explination or clarification.

Hankük pulled a hankük when I texted him.(;
Jacob pulled a hankük after our fight.
Ashlyn pulled a hankük to upset me.

by Hannah Delor January 18, 2013

hanukkah hottie

Hot Jews.

Zac Efron is a total Hanukkah hottie.

by Ahanukkahhottie January 4, 2014

hanukkah tree

The candle thing that Jews light up on Hanukkah, but like, in the form of a tree.

"Did you see Abraham's Hanukkah Tree?"
"Ya, he must have gotten it from Jews R Us"

by #SuperJew March 3, 2016

hanmuffin

A mean old lady that smells and crushes on younger men. Preferably teachers.

Wow your such a hanmuffin today.

by hanmuffinhater June 2, 2016

hanou

A greasy, round, frumpy mammal indigenous to North America. Located near little league baseball field consession stands, the hanou feeds on cherry sno-cones, nachos, and vodka.

"A hanou jumped out from under the bleachers and bit me!"

by Scissors Mattress January 23, 2017

Hanukkah Hoe

A turkey girl that lasted past Christmas, as unexpected and was still cuffed after Christmas Day. A Hanukkah Hoe is much better off without the a-hole she is dating at this point as his true colors have really shown but she is just too dumb to leave.

Hey, is Greg still with turkey girl?

Yeah, she's a real idiot and turned herself into his Hanukkah Hoe even though he won't make it Facebook official.

by kendallcm December 28, 2016