Hannuk 

An end of year holiday that celebrates aspects of nature as opposed to consumerism.
Hannuk is the Festival of 1000 Glowing Dragonflies
It occurs over 3 nights from 23-25 Dec.
1st night of Hannuk -

Nasung - One must collect clovers and press them in time for Nasung to give to loved ones for luck for the following year. The clovers can have 3 or 4 clovers. A night of Earth Celebration
2nd night of Hannuk -

Telsoo - Sunflowers are plantes as soon as the wear watms from winter so they are in bloom in time. Sunflowers are a representative of the Sun and all of his life giving qualities. A day of Sky Celebration.
3rd Night of Hannuk -

Quoltek - On this 3rd night of Hannuk, we recognise out insignificance in the universe as well as out significance in the larger picture of spirituality. Star decoration adorn the homes.. large feasts are served on this night. A night of Star Celebration.

Happy Hannuk!
You don't like Christian Holidays, try Hannuk!
What is Hannuk? People know in their soul what Hannuk is.

Hannuk by Payou Cosmic Traveller January 9, 2013

hanneke 

Very rare to find. It is said to be a wonderful, independent woman. Probably very creative and has her own opinion. Can be found in shiny places filled with glow in the dark mushrooms, owls and overall happiness illuminating all that is lame.

`Wow, am I dreaming? Is that a real hanneke walking there? ´

hanneke by Ketelbinkie August 3, 2011

Hanukwanzmas 

Combining Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanza into a single term. These are the three holidays typically mentioned around this time so it's easier to say them all at once and not be some PC douchebag and say "Happy Holidays".

Have a happy Hanukwanzmas

Hanukwanzmas by blind_assassin December 27, 2006

iPod Hanukkah 

When your iPod has low battery and you think it will die soon but it continues to play on and on and on, much longer that you expected.

"I though we'd have no music for the trip. Thank Seth Rosenstein for iPod Hanukkah!"

iPod Hanukkah by Anthonydalm April 22, 2008

Hanukkah Blunt 

A blunt that lasts for more hours than physically possible. Hunnukah blunts continue around in rotation, providing hits and highness for all in the circle for hours on end.

We couldnt have rolled more than a few grams into that blunt, but somehow it lasted for eight hours! It was a miracle; some kind of Hanukkah blunt.

Hanukkah Blunt by waltfuckingdisney October 19, 2009

Hanukah 

a jewish holiday celebrating the time when the jews didnt have enuff oil to light their lap, but then they were able to (im not jewish so i prolly got that wrong). well, it doesnt matter wat the story line is because its just like all holidays. now its only about the gifts.

even hanukah is corrupted wit greed now.

Hanukah by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 17, 2005

hanukkah 

The way too long and somewhat boring winter holiday that really isn't anything other than a weak attempt to apply the least amount of tincture to our children's wounds for not being allowed a Santa Claus at that fercocktenah time of year, comprising the period of the most intense fear mongering and when really close minded and insecure xenophobics worry a kid might for just one day, December 25, rather just be another American kid and get a Master Replica light saber and some weird red and white striped candy from a fat old white guy dressed in red who jets around the world in a reindeer driven sielgh. Oy vey!

"Ok, so what's that about the lump of coal I got for Hanukkah last year?" or "Isn't it enough you cut part of my special friend off?" or "So instead of Toys and elves and magic, all I get to celebrate Hanukkah by having to eat greesy latkes and light candles every single night (8) nights in a row?" or And all this just so my parents can quietly think; "Hey, Busta, aren't we doing a good job making Seth feel better about Santa not visiting with those really pretty Hanukkah cookies and greesy latkes and that really cool story about the Greeks and how Jews found oil to light their candles for a week and a day?" or "I am going to marry that cute gentile Mom and Dad so I can have an excuse to celebrate the other really cool celebration. Hey, admit it, for us kids anyway, Hanukkah can't light a candle to Santa's Toy Time."

hanukkah by Jack the Pink MacHummmberrgerrer September 14, 2006