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A greasy, round, frumpy mammal indigenous to North America. Located near little league baseball field consession stands, the hanou feeds on cherry sno-cones, nachos, and vodka.
"A hanou jumped out from under the bleachers and bit me!"
by Scissors Mattress January 23, 2017

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