hobo handwarmer

Defacating or urinating into a ziplock bag to keep your hands warm.

Dude its so cold you want me to make you a hobo handwarmer

by Sketchy boy January 2, 2016

Handmaid's Tale

A conservative American's version of a 3-way.

After watching Hannity, me and Corey did a Handmaid's Tale with Hope. She's a slut!

by Badshot May 9, 2018

Himalayan Handbag

The art of taking a shit, freezing it in a plastic bag or clingwrap. once frozen insert bag in ass like a dildo.. proceed to fuck your partner with it.

for christmas i gave my girl a Himalayan handbag that she couldnt resist.. i felt so much better giving it to her.

by Jmlove October 16, 2008

Sometimes-handball

Disrespectful retort, uttered towards Soccer fans. (Must only be used after Soccer fans refuse to call their sport Soccer)

This usually leads to lesser retort derivatives used by the Soccer fan, such as: Mostly-handball (for real football), Mostly-football (for Soccer), Sometimes-football (for real football), etc...

Dude 1: Dude, you're confusing me. Stop calling that sport football. It's soccer.

Dude 2: The only time you guys use your feet is when it's fourth and 20, whereas in football (soccer), you use your feet all the time!

Dude 1: Dude, that's hypocritical! Your Sometimes-handball goalies are using their hands whenever they can. And don't get me started on throwing the ball in bounds...

Dude 2: Lesser retort derivatives here.

by huls March 29, 2009

Love Handrails

The very large love HANDLES.

Marcus, those aren't love handles, you have love handRAILS!

by Hands Harris April 15, 2009

European handbag

A sex position where the girl wraps her arms around the guy's neck in a strap like way then swings her hips to the front

Girl: What sex position do you want to try now?
Guy: Let's do the European handbag

by pablo525 November 17, 2010

Handbagged

Being accused of racism while providing customer service to a diva celebrity who is shopping for outrageously expensive fashion accessories.

The American Queen of TV handbagged a small European country (known for its neutrality) to sell her new movie about the unfairness of racism in the U.S.A.

by ToFra August 20, 2013