Hampulus

A ship between Hamp and Kalculus that is also pretty cringe

Hampulus is kinda cringe ngl

by ItsHamp May 31, 2021

hamato

the best family, the hamato family! the family the ninja turtles are from

person 1:they are cool
person 2:yeah because they are hamato's

by don_the_boss August 25, 2021

A hampel

The act of pulling a stupid face and responding to stupid question in a sarcastic manner

Tommy pulled a hampel in response to timmys question

by Piesexual June 30, 2014

New Hampshire Newtknuckle

Being recently discovered, the New Hampshire Newtknuckle is only known to be performed among one-armed carnies and the deaf. The Newtknuckle involves a New Hampshire Newt being taken from the Boston Harbor and placed on the crotchel region of the person while wearing pants (or shorts), thus creating the look of a knuckle behind the zipper. Mostly used by women, the Newt then finds his new, watery home inside the vaginal canal. In rare occasions, it will find the anus. In rarer occasions, it will leave (see: dry pussy).

"Hey man, your mom has a bulge in her pants...it looks like a cock!"- Boy at the schoolyard, seeing other boy's mother.

"Nah man! She's just doin' a New Hampshire Newtknuckle!"- Proud son

"Ohhhhh...righteous!"- All boys at schoolyard

by Mr. Footlong Redux September 1, 2016

New Hampshire Avenue

Is known as one of the longest streets in DC, MD. Originally starting around the Kennedy Center NW & temporarily breaking off at 16th & U St. Uptown. It then restarts at Park Rd NW. New Hampshire, as it is referred to as, is one of the streets in the DMV heavily known for its hood and gang violence as it includes gangs such as: Folk Nation & MS13. And hoods such as: KDY, Shepherd Park, Blair Road, Hampshire Towers, Rittenhouse, Peabody St, Belford Towers, TP, 1000/1100 BrickSquad Aka Good Hope, Lockwood Dr. Aka White Oak, & Briggs Chaney. It ends going northeast in Brookeville, MD where it meets Georgia Ave for the second time, this time on the "Terp Side" (MD).

1.Wya Cuz?

I'm Uptown around 650, By Petworth Station
2. Wya ?
Im Out New Hampshire Ave by the LP Transit Station

F**k you doing Out Spanishville ?
New Hampshire Avenue: One of the longest streets in the D.C. metro Area

by DMV Metro 24/7 March 16, 2017

night hampster

A person who is intoxicated at a late hour, and is crawling in order to get from one place to another.

While walking by the pub, I noticed a night hampster failing to cross the street, and reeking of vodka.

by Night hampster June 29, 2017

Benchiman Hampanoeli

The Anit-Christ, everything about him is the opposite of the portrayal of jesus christ, meaning he stinks, he has an I.Q of a three year old ,(and the build of one) as well as being unable to perform simple tasks like wipe himself. He is also the closet to hell as one can be with an approximate height of 3 cm. He calls everyone a pedophile and plays nothing but Cod and GTA V all day.

"Benchiman Hampanoeli stole my 85 year old Grandfather's used underwear"

by Jock Baylof August 24, 2017