cracker tom hammock

The place to be. Located on a haunted island off the coast of Georgia, U.S. Named after Tom Sawyer OD'd on peyote.

Where would you go to enjoy a warm afternoon filled with gnats, ticks, mosquitoes and chiggers?

CRACKER TOM HAMMOCK, YO!!!!

by Scariott October 26, 2010

hamboiger

Variant of "hamboiga"; a hamburger with a fried egg.

Dude, hamboigers got to have an egg on them.

by necrosis March 5, 2008

blob hammock

Sanitary napkin / pad.

"Aww damn! I'm bleeding out of my vagina again! Don't have blob hammock on ya by any chance, Carrie?"

by KTSHUZMEOW April 8, 2006

shit hammock

Its when you build a hammock out of toilet paper in the middle of the toilet bowl to reduce or prevent your poop from plopping loudly into the water.

I had to poo real bad but there was someone else in the restroom so I had to make a shit hammock.

by dropthekids January 30, 2010

HammOGram

A Hammogram is the sexiest Jon Hamm-related Valentine's Day gift on the planet earth. A friend and/or lover will send another friend/lover a Hamm-O-Gram, which is a mailed envelope. Inside this envelope is a handsome picture of Jon Hamm and a love note, both of which have been dipped in aftershave and glitter. Effects of a Hamm-O-Gram include extreme horniness and MAD MEN marathons.

Dwight sent me a HammOGram for Valentine's Day, even though he knows I'll know be thinking of Jon Hamm whenever we do it.

by Hamm Man February 15, 2012

Hammonasset

Connecticut State Park and beach with sick biking trails, bike jumps, a quiet peaceful atmosphere, and loads of females. Last time we went, we smoked and ate like $50 of fish down at Lenny & Joe’s, then we were making s’mores and some hoe gave my buddy a handjob for some wax, and this one dude drank frog piss outta a Gatorade bottle at 2:00 AM. Fantastic spot for crabbing, just don’t fall into any of the rivers or you’ll get your toes pinched off. Visit Hammonasset State Park sometime, you won’t regret it!

Joey: Yo I brought some bud for Hammonasset next week.
Todd: No way bro I’ll bring my piece, can’t wait to smoke at the beach and stargaze broski

by Jedijonathan1234 July 7, 2019

nork hammock

a large bra for hanging pendulous breasts in

blimey ken,look at the charlies on that,bet she's got a right nork hammock on under there.

by rocketxl5 December 25, 2005