hay maker

A hay maker is when you see a massive punch up and you run in to fight some cunts and you throw the biggest punch at some cunt but you miss...

Tommo: Oi ben i heard you were in a big punch up
ben: yeah mate i threw a few hay makers.
Tommo: lol shays.

by Darren Thomson April 26, 2005

hit the hay

When a man jacks off in an abnormally rushed fashion resulting in his hand smacking against his pubic hairs

"I'm going to hit the hay, then go to sleep"

by Seattlesea12 March 22, 2012

urak-hai

A new orc breed that come out of the mood in lord of the rings. Pretty much a Uglier and Sweatire version of an orc.

After playing football, Fat chris smelled like an Urak-Hai.

by Patchuck June 12, 2006

Hit the Hay

Having Sex with a Farm Girl

After having drinks at the local Hic Bar, the Cowboy grabbed a local girl to "Hit the Hay" with.

by FORDTUFFF November 05, 2009

bail of hay

"BAIL OF HAY" used when someone has taken something too far and no-one laughs. This is in place of a tumbleweed, a bail of hay is bigger therefore the joke is shitter. A quick wave of the arm across the body can also symbolise this term.

"yeah and then you take a shit on her chest!!"
(silence)
"BAIL OF HAY!!"

by Smiddy man January 30, 2005

hay yanker

when someone under the influence of alcohol, gives a horse a hand-job.

dudes, you hay yanker, that was fecked !

by melissa y July 20, 2010

hit the hay

what you say when it’s time to leave

you: im so bored i gotta get out of here
friend: ya me too let’s hit the hay

by zleora May 31, 2023