Hoseination

The facination of operating a hose, oblivious to all that is going on around you.

I tried to warn Bob of the charging pitbull, but hoseination had the best of him.

by SiCOI October 1, 2009

hocking and bocking

coughing so much that you almost / are sick

Person 1 " you ok ?"
Person 2 " nah man, I was so ill I was hocking and bocking everywhere"

by DinodudeUK October 10, 2016

Hopkington

A town approximately 26 miles west of Boston that was disrespected and humiliated by the CVS corporation. CVS blackballed Hopkington's local pharmacy by terminating their Caremark contract around the same time planned to open a competing location across the street. After months of litigation and local opposition and protest CVS prevailed. Then, in a triumphant Fuck You to the residents they put up a help wanted sign that misspelled the name of the town.

Now that we have debased and humiliated your town, Hopkington CVS is hiring.

by Sam Bell 5 September 5, 2016

Hobkin

A rabbit like furry, has big ears, people who use this are often bottoms, beta cucks, and owners of bussies.

Person 1: Yeah I'm a Hobkin
Person 2: OH SHIT

by billy's Jeans November 18, 2021

Honking

incessantly insisting about a task, desire, or problem at hand

Greg: "Bru Bru Bru Bru Bru... Can you hit a bulls-eye so we can go to Taco Bell already?"
Bru: "Dude stop honking at me, I'll do it when I want"

by SpiritoftheGame January 26, 2015

Hopkin

Another name for swag, but only people who have it can say it.

Dang, that person has a lot of hopkin.

by hopkin101 January 25, 2012

hooking up

When two people make out (kiss with tongue) and the girl is felt up.

Sasha: Where were you and connor last night?
Gillian: Oh we were just hooking up

by sexayyygirlll October 17, 2011