hobag

term describing a slutty person.

that girl was an uber-hobag.....

by Kellie April 29, 2003

hoob

A horse boob or something that looks like a horse boob

That chick is so fat she has hoobs

by Drew April 3, 2005

Hoob

to inhale marijuana smoke; to become intoxicated

I took a rip off the John Glascock and got all hoobed up.

by Jonny B. Gorfed October 20, 2003

hoobaskank

a crusty twated, titty saggin,used to play basketball(I mean used to play with basketballs,now they,re too small),street corner working. relative fuckin,donkey dick suckin,woops she forgot to deusche her barf hole,cummin to take your man SLUT !!!!

look kids at that green fog around that hooker, now thats what we call a hoobaskank

by ding dong dipshit September 5, 2007

hoebag

also can be called jake. this person CANNOT be trusted at all. this person is a straight up slut face who has no morals at all. this person will lie, lie, lie. dont believe anything this person says and dont trust them at all. this is a warning

`eww, look at that ugly turtle looking like hoebag over there !

by besttttttt January 23, 2009

hobagel

A terms of endearment for someone/something of questionable history that has redeeming qualities.

Examples could be anything from a slutty friend with a heart of gold to a very old yiddish bread product that has been sitting out on the table far too long. Is it mold or was it always that color? Probably tasted good when you first got it. Pity but it's still a hobagel.

by autropos August 1, 2007

hobag

The bag kept in the trunk of your car from when you KNOW you were a ho the night before. Usually contains a toothbrush, fresh panties, clothing and other random items you should be using at ho. Some ho's carry a ho kit including lotions and profilactics.

Crap! I have to be at work in twenty minutes, have you seen my hobag?

by GTGirlee October 16, 2006