A gatling hawk is a retarded pigeon that thinks it's a hawk wielding a gatling gun. Gatling hawks are commonly found in Idaho, working at McDonald's and living with their ex girlfriend's parents. During a Gatling hawk's spare time, a Gatling hawk can be found making shitty YouTube videos with his intellectually superior friends.
by CommieSmasher October 11, 2017

by jizzep February 15, 2010

First of all, who is hawks?
Hawks is the number 2 hero in the anime mha, he is one of the most talented, beautiful, smart, cute, sexy, perfect, delicious character to exist.
Second, what are the hawks simps?
Hawks simps are one of the most loving and caring person you’ll meet, they are so vulnerable and cute, they know everything about this man, no matter what you ask them, they know everything so don’t dare disrespect their mans or they’ll come for your soul.
Whether you kin, stan, or just think about this man...you are the most perfect version of a human, you scrumptious, delicious, beautiful piece of human..I respect you and love you :)
Hawks is the number 2 hero in the anime mha, he is one of the most talented, beautiful, smart, cute, sexy, perfect, delicious character to exist.
Second, what are the hawks simps?
Hawks simps are one of the most loving and caring person you’ll meet, they are so vulnerable and cute, they know everything about this man, no matter what you ask them, they know everything so don’t dare disrespect their mans or they’ll come for your soul.
Whether you kin, stan, or just think about this man...you are the most perfect version of a human, you scrumptious, delicious, beautiful piece of human..I respect you and love you :)
by hawkslittlehelper January 10, 2021

A baby hawk stuck in a tree for 3 days. Has to be brought down by a southern lumber jack man and is now debated as baby Stephen hawking or hawking ham
by Lil bitch 123 May 21, 2020

A man who looks at another man's penis while urinating in a public restroom. If you hear a loud Ka Kaw! Ka kaw! This means that a ninja recognizes such a person, and is warning all other ninjas to be alert to the pee dee peeper.
by Gangstachieff March 6, 2018

"The Hawking Test" is a way of settling any debate over whether or not an activity qualifies as a sport (i.e. chess, NASCAR, cheerleading, etc.). When debating, take a step back and ask yourself "could Stephen Hawking participate in this activity?" If the answer is yes, then that activity is definitely not a sport. If the answer is no, it can qualify as a sport.
While watching a commercial for World Series of Poker on ESPN -
You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."
Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"
You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."
You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."
Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"
You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."
by OSUSmitty07 October 6, 2010

by lilGOTH of chicago January 21, 2009
