smashing grapes

Shiting one's self while seated

Don't mind me I'm just smashing grapes.

by The The Guy October 24, 2013

Biggest grape in the vineyard

The biggest grape in the vineyard is a person who hears and knows of all gossip going around him/her. He/she knows everything before everyone else does.

Eric , how did you hear that Julie was pregnant? You must be the biggest grape in the vineyard! No one has heard that yet!

by Biggest Grape July 17, 2015

Granny Gaper

An old woman that is into anal gaping or an old man that enjoys giving grandma a good gaping every now and then.

From the sounds I heard last night coming from grandpa’s room, I’d say he’s a granny gaper.

I really reached a low point last night and fapped off watching amateur videos of a granny gaper. I don’t think I will ever be the same.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

6th graders

this coming from a dude who is a 6th grader. i think that the outdated meme thing is 100% a thing. nobody's popular. it is a popularity contest and nobody's winning. i feel like this is the worst year of my life even tho i know it goes way down hill from here.75% of people are older than me so..... sucks to suck i guess. oh and one more thing, BAN TIC TOK

6th graders exist

by Adudewhoisalsoadude September 28, 2020

cheese grater

a machine that destroys blocks of cheese in seconds

allan use a cheese grater to destroy the cheese.

by r3t1k0 February 24, 2021

Watkin’s Grapes

Slang for piles

When you push to hard invert your colon

Ah man, I got a right case of Watkin’s grapes. I tried thumbing it in but it won’t go up

by Birra Moretta December 13, 2017

give me some grapes

when u don’t care about someone or what they have to say

Brooke- Bruh no, that shit ugly

Me- Give me some grapes already

by grapey grape May 15, 2020