Gobbler

A practical joke where the joker allows his scrotum to get a nasty bright red sunburn, then drapes it over a sleeping/drunk victim's nose, where it resembles a male turkey, then snaps several pictures to humiliate the person when they wake/sober up.

Dude I gave Lloyd a serious Gobbler last night when he passed out!!!

by lasexoristo July 6, 2006

Gobler

A blunt rolled in such a fashion: it is first lined with slightly melted hash oil, then the wet oil is soaked and covered in keif until no longer sticky, then rolled with the finest kush money can buy. Then....smoke.....enjoy.....happy thanksgiving!

Yo, u got those dabs? fuck dabs, lets roll a GOBLER!

by TurkeyToker November 28, 2012

a gobbler

A gobbler is when a girl sucks your balls while you wack off.

"man i got gobbled for an hour last night!"

"that chicks a gobbler"

"shes gobblin him right now bro"

by Pena Slicker July 16, 2009

blimpie gobbler

someone who stuffs a blimpie in their mouth very fast

xavier is a blimpie gobbler

by jim buck December 7, 2009

Womb Gobbler

Describing a person who will only perform oral sex on a woman.

If my dick fell off i would become a professional womb gobbler

by Jtbagginurmom October 7, 2016

pupusa gobbler

1. n. Person who gobbles up pupusa on the reg.

2. One who consumes dumplings or other encased foods with passion
3. Anyone whose gone down on anyone

Man, Josh is such an undercover pupusa gobbler. That bitch.

by pupusagobbler March 2, 2017

Meat gobbler

A female or sometimes a male. that is high on drugs, that does not care who's dick, what dick, what it looks like type of dick, diseased or not dick, old dick, young dick ugly dick, nice dick, your dick, my dick, the homeless crazy man's dick. As long as it's a dick he or she can touch, suck, or insert.

Ugh there's Tiffany, she's such a penis gobbler.

She was so high! that nasty penis gobbler didn't notice the bumps on that tweakers dick.

She/he is such a meat gobbler they pay for drugs and to gobbler that dick.

by GotIt87 May 9, 2020