All hopped up on goofballs

When you're high on cocaine

After I did a couple lines,, man was I all hopped up on goofballs !

by RayRay's bad for you Chris... February 18, 2017

Skinner Rat Goof

a scuzzy little main street Indian who molests people while their drunk passed out or just sleeping.

whoa that main street Indian just molested that girl

what a fucking skinner rat goof

by SkinnersOnMainStreet November 30, 2017

goof ass

1. some one who is is bad at everything.

2.somebody that tries to be funny and cool, but are not and can not.

3. Al Gore

4. David Spade

Dakota: Look at Tim over there, he's the goof ass of all goof asses.

by Donteen "The Mean Machine" Swift April 25, 2008

goof

A goof is a unreliable unloyal person even to their closest friend. they lie, cheat, molest, snitch, dont repay depts. Mainly as low as a person gets.

Mike - Yo bill just robbed his mom
Shawn - Yeah that guys a goof

Paul - Steve just ratted me out.
Josh - What a goof!

by BeauDawg August 7, 2010

Goof Squid

Someone who is a bitch and is silly.
Usually named Gary or Allan. They like to think they're tough shit, but back down in a fight and call you a slut and a hoe, then ask you out. Then gets mad when you say no.

Also can be used in a joking way.

You're a goof squid.

by Goofiest Squid December 28, 2010

Goofball

Methamphetamine (speed or crank). Dates from the 1920's and was in frequent use up to the 60's. The term is rarely used anymore as a referrence to meth. It was called so because of the mentally dazed and weary state the user was left in after the drug wore off. The term is now used to describe the mental aftermath cokeheads and crackfiends go through after indulging.

With all the goofball JFK did, it's a wonder he didn't turn into one.

by El Moco Negro July 13, 2003

goof bag

combination of douche bag and goof ball

Quit being such a goof bag

by hunybuny March 2, 2009