Goon

A cheap, low quality wine often sold in 5L casks called 'goonies'. A goonie can be purchased for well under the price of a regular bottle of wine as it tastes like cat's piss, but still contains around 11%ALC/VOL. Goon is a popular drink amongst teens and the homeless within Australia, as it provides lots of booze for lots of people at a fraction of the cost of anything else on the market worth drinking.

Goonie - $15
That's 3 people drunk for $5 each!

Goon is the main ingredient in goon punch, the main tool in 'Goon-o-fortune' and 'Goon Warrior', as well as a popular accompaniment to the card game 'Kings' (waterfall).

Guy 1: Ooohhh sooo sick... Never drinking goon again...

*One week later*

Guy 2: Dude, wanna go grab a goonie for tonight?
Guy 1: Sure!

by Danielkjoyce July 10, 2010

Art Goon

Someone who portrays there lifestyle with art

Ah that boy Reem Heffner a art goon .

by Jayvaughn May 14, 2011

big goon tuna

A play on the term "big kahuna," denoting a self-serving, self-righteous narcissist who wallows in delusions of grandeur.

I am the big goon tuna. I am a god, a legend, a virtual genius, and the epitome of moral rectitude.

by '52 Broadcaster September 23, 2006

Goon Boys

A youth or underage drinker who drinks cheap cask wine.

Goon Boy - "Hey Tom were GOON BOYS! everyone is full on lookin at us they reckon we're cool"

Crowd - "Pfft underages and their cask wine, faggots."

by bdizzy January 11, 2008

Googtard

Someone who has no real knowledge of anything except how to search for wrong answers on Google.

That googtard Larry told me he read that fusing the circuit on my processor with a car battery would make it MP compatible.

by deltar March 23, 2009

goon

the party starter, fruity soft white that tickles the palette...almost certain to get u fucked up-this cheap 'grape juice' was put on this earth for one to enjoy....
uugh uugh uugh uugh.
Comes in various flavaz, although fruity lexia is the taste of choice!
An aquired taste, that one must devour!

"Thats some sweet ass goon, son"
"Here, hit dat goon, chief!"
"Fuck thats a fine drop of goon"
"Goon, the other other white wine"

by OH NETTY March 20, 2009

Goon brigade

A fat crew of cheap ass muthafuckers who like to get hell wasted for the least amount of money possible... Buy drinking goon.

person 1:Hey look its the goon brigade.
person 2: fuck they are gonna destroy my dardy home!

by goon king January 7, 2009