googleschmorph

smorph cat and gibberish that can be found on google

thats a load of googleschmorph

by Foxstronaut October 11, 2023

Goodies

A phenomenon that occurs mostly at the houses of the poor. Where in by left over food particles are consistently found in the glasses, plates and silverware. This condition is usually caused by under-investment in dishwashing technology.

"I can't find one glass in this house that doesn't have goodies."

"Why won't my dishwasher work."

"Dishes suck, just rinse it out."

by Henny Jollywalker November 16, 2023

Googie Car Wash

A car wash company ran by cunts but they get the car clean nonetheless!

Guy 1: “I’m going to go wash my car at Googie Car Wash!!”
Guy 2: “Oh, that place full of cunts??!!”

by wakwawakawakawaka January 28, 2024

gooeies

The natural vaginal cream secreted by women.

"Don't touch me with the gooeies."

-@PleasureP__

by @kilocakesole January 30, 2024

gooeies

The natural vaginal cream secreted by women.

"Don't touch me with the gooeies."

-@PleasureP__

by @kilocakesole January 30, 2024

Googie

An adjective to describe something that is typically proportional like a human body that has slightly off proportions.

1: Dude, your balls are googie!
2: Aw, fuck you man!

by goober234 February 19, 2026

Googlesnardel

To be blindfolded and made to lick the arsehole of another person while they cut your hair

My girl is a hairdresser she would give a great Googlesnardel.

by Emcc October 29, 2025