goitat

Wrestling technique that results in instant obliteration of the cock and balls. Typically done by a larger individual lifting the leg of a smaller individual then smashing their genitals in a gruesome fashion

Announcer: "What is this? No... No way... He's going for a goitat! The move made illegal in 115 countries! His opponents career could be over if this lands!"

by Pollip June 7, 2022

goated person

to say a person who is great/cool

bob: "hey look it's the goated person"
bob's friend: "omg"

by the blu ever!!! January 4, 2023

ball goatee

An amount of hair on a mans testicles similar to that of a men's groomed facial hair goatee, also know as ball goatee.

That old mans nuts look like a ball goatee.

by Kaaseeyyy November 9, 2014

retirement goatee

The goatee you grow after you finally retire for the rest of your life. Men known to have done this include Jim Leyland and Shaq

Man, I worked in a factory for 40 years. I can't wait to retire and grow out my retirement goatee

by Qui-Gon Jake May 25, 2016

floofy gote

The cutest thing to ever exist

"Asriel is a floofy gote"

by Techno_Gote November 13, 2016

sheep goated

When one becomes overwhelmed with too much information at one particular time about ( upcoming events, special occasions, etc).

Johnboy was sheep goated when he was informed about the upcoming event.

I sheep goated the shit out dat bitch.

by G-oober August 13, 2017

Spit Gaiter

A mask you wear when you are fully vaccinated and yet the idiots that pretend to know things they couldn't know demand you wear something over your face but you just don't want to. It's a face diaper that says "fuck you" to the establishment that doesn't care about the actual science and pretends like they know what's best for everyone based on the political chatter of political asshats that happen to be in charge at the moment.

You can't wear a "Spit Gaiter" here, we trust the people in power that flip flop on when, why, where, and how to wearing a mask. "Spit Gaiters" are for vaccinated people that are over Covid-19, how dare they exhibit the desire to go back to normal! I can see your face through your "spit gaiter", that means you don't care about Covid-19.

by Objectivityiskey September 2, 2021