ghost glitch

Any software error that is inexplicably fixed by restarting the computer/phone

my phone screen is spazzing out but its probably just a ghost glitch i'll just do a battery pull and see if the problem goes away

by Erinski Easy February 12, 2015

Post-glastonbury stress disorder.

You have come back from Glastonbury, you walk through the door and sit down, nothing you thought was real is. At 9pm you leave your desk job and all you can hear is the thumping sound of the Pyramid in your head, you go to your local night club and all you can think is how much better shangri-la is. Your friends who all went to V-fest or Wireless say they understand how you feel, and why you always look so sad, they dont. They dont know what its like to get 2 hours sleep a night, in the fields of Somerset, with nothing but a fiver tent and ten crates of cider. Eventually you lose sight of everything, all the dates that matter in your life are when the tickets go on sale. You eventually have to get counselling, with the counsellor wandering why you keep on saying Michael Eavis under your breath. Soon you live in the stone circle, no amount of police force can prise you out, the fields of Pilton Farm are your sanctuary. For the remainder of your days you change your name officially to Glastonbury and wait for the sacred date: where you can do acid at 5am and no one cares. Having PGSD is a sad, sad life.

Jack: Have you seen how sad Jim looks lately?

Tony: Yeah I know! I think he just came back from this hippie-fest in Somerset and has Post-Glastonbury stress disorder.

by william reid July 20, 2015

Finger Glitch

Finger Glitch is where you stick your finger in a girl's asshole instead of her pussy by accident.

"Dude last night I was drunk and I had a finger glitch my girl, she was pissed off when I didn't realize I was still doing it."

by The tickler 575757 October 4, 2016

God glitch

When things that are supposed to be moving are not and seem to be frozen in time

“Two boys were having a staring contest but neither of them were moving. Looked like a god glitch to me.”

by tigerinpajamas January 14, 2018

Brain glitch

When your decides to stop working and flip the fuck out.

Bella is having a brain glitch.

by Peenlord April 14, 2019

Facetime glitch

if you have made a group facetime ,and someone leaves that person with constantly be added back. nobody adds the person it’s a glitch please be aware apple is trying to fix this.

i had facetime glitch with 3 people

by applesauce information February 7, 2020

stim glitch

To Use Infinite Stim Shots In Call Of Duty Warzone And Camp In The Gas Storm.

This fag is stim glitching fuck we lost boys

by Baby fortnite January 25, 2021