gelting

When one cuts his penis in half to put it inside identical (male) twins.

“Tom, Tim, do you want to go gelting?

by bbcnuts March 17, 2024

Gilfing

Ghe act of peeing on a piece of ham and forcing it up your partners hole.

Im gilfing currently.

by Sidekick41 March 18, 2024

GELKING

Doing karaoke with a live band that is good enough

Tonight I’m gelking at the bar with friends

by Fries60 April 17, 2024

Gelqing

Like jelqing but instead of lengthmaxxing you girthmaxx. Preformed by stretching the shaft horizontally instead of vertically.

Miro: Om have you been jelqing?
Om: Nah man I’ve started gelqing three times a day

by Indian that pulls the trans May 7, 2024

Gelqing

Similar to jelqing, but instead of lengthmaxxing one girthmaxxes. This delicate operation is performed by using two methods:
1. The accordion- the shaft is compressed vertically so the length goes to the girth.
2. The stretch- a user stretches the shaft horizontally

*For optimal results do four sets of 10 stretches/compressions or until failure

Miro- Hey Om have you been jelqing recently?
Om- Dude, I’ve been Gelqing three times a day. I’m going to have a Pringles can by tomorrow

by Indian that pulls the trans May 24, 2024

gefilterfish

Someone who uses excessive filters on their dating or social media profiles to appear better looking than they really are.

Was she catfishing? No dude it was her, but she’s definitely a gefilterfish.

by HEY_CARL_good2see_u December 3, 2024

gelfen

The leaving of the useless brightened.

XYZ

The gelfen of my wet vac is now

by waterchestnuts December 10, 2024