Giertta

(A degree of ultimate awesomeness)
Something awesome. Really awesome. You just won't believe how seriously, insanely, mind-bogglingly awesome it is. I mean, you may think a Cyber T-Rex riding a Shark down a slope of lava is awesome, but that's just peanuts to giertta.

"- How was your 15-year spiritual experience?
- Giertta..
- Damn dude, that's intense!"

by M@lneirophrenia September 24, 2016

Gertile

An extremely beautiful and sexy women, that is very dumb.

"Oh my gosh, you're such a gertile"

by ighlibadigh October 10, 2011

gertz

A mythological creature. The Big Foot of modern times, it is said that when the aroma of burnt seeds and stems are in the air it is only a matter of time before this beautiful creature will appear from the depths of a local forest or marsh land. Practice extreme caution when this mythological beast does its mating ritual, he(she?!) will serenade you with the wymsical movements of a young Ellroy Jetson. (Researchers have coined the term "Jetson's Dance" for this phenomenom.) Do not feed this creature after midnight, and do not get it wet.

"Make sure the wind is blowing South East before you spark that, I don't want another Gertz incident"

by Spanky McJanky September 20, 2006

gert

another word for the most pimpin thing you've ever seen!

nick: that is the most gert ring ever!

kelli: i know right it is!

by danceyoudance! July 6, 2009

Gertroffenstien

A type of bongmonster that sloffs in his room all day making tunes and dabbling in 3D animation.

Stubidge gertroffenhausenstein vanheinelhurfenberg is a Gertroffenstien.

by Orsenstein August 31, 2006

gerted

when one gerts he has spit on another person while talking to them. signs of gerting usually are lots of saliva around the mouth while talking.

John you bastard you just gerted on me what the hell.....

by peachylance February 26, 2008

Gerturde

The nick name for the evil power of the evil squash

omg lottie is totaly being a gerturde
IKR
god i hate her

by 151 THE COOL ONE 151 January 10, 2011