When you find out that you're a brand new grandmother. But you or your son (a daughter would know) didn't even know your grandchild even existed. The baby mama either knew it or didn't know, but the fact remains: you got Gilfed.
Brand New Grandma: I just found out my son has a daughter.
Online (& soon to be Offline) Friend: You just got Gilfed.
Online (& soon to be Offline) Friend: You just got Gilfed.
by tribeofwriters August 9, 2024
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Get the gilf mug.A noun used to describe a particularly dysfunctional ambulance service where the rigs are falling apart and the workplace drama never seems to end.
Usually characterized by ancient, barely roadworthy ambulances 🚑, questionable management decisions, and employees who seem more interested in sleeping with each other than running calls.
Usually characterized by ancient, barely roadworthy ambulances 🚑, questionable management decisions, and employees who seem more interested in sleeping with each other than running calls.
“Did you see that ambulance? The door doesn’t shut and the siren only works sometimes.”
“Yeah… must be a real Guilfoyle outfit.”
“Yeah… must be a real Guilfoyle outfit.”
by nysems March 8, 2026
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He says that he’s grilfsexual because he’s especially attracted to confident, attractive older women.
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