ladris guard

Someone who is obsessed with specific parts of Lord of The Rings(Ladris).

Person: Look at my Lord of the Rings tattoo about Ladris.

You: Are you a fucking ladris guard?

by SaltyBacon July 26, 2017

Color Guard

The group of girls(sometimes boys) that were either not popular enough, not skinny enough, not limber enough, or not bitchy enough for cheer leading. Often seen as the bands add-on, the color guard is either terribly bad and thinks their hotter than the forth of July, or so good that they can only think about becoming better. (These ones usually have more than three guard captains/coaches and are either college or professional color guards)

Hey did you see the color guard at our performance last night?

What's that?

Their the chicks that throw guns around durring the show.

Oh...yeah, they kinda sucked...

by Marsh-Mellon September 15, 2009

color guard

a large group of fat ass teenage girls that were too ugly to make the cheer squad and too fat to make the dance team. so instead they are in color guard where they wave flags around at half time and cause the entire male student body to vomit profusely. commonly referred to as the dogs, boys bark and ruff when they perform when they aren't vomiting.

Ew! the color guard is so disgusting!

they've released the dogs! (implying that they are about to perform)

nasty! the color guard just passed by!

by Seymoure Asse March 25, 2011

Spoon Guard

-One who has a guard on their spoon.
-In ancient form it was a cat found on a giant wooden spoon.
-Often used to keep random objects from entering one's rectum.

"Dude can you pass me that spoon guard cuase I need to stop these rainbows from crawling up my ass"

by Chubs October 24, 2003

Coast Guard

Someone who finds herself saving friends from unfortunate sexual situations.
see sailing your boat

"Coast Guard Kortney saved me last night, she pulled me off of that guy with the Fo-Hawk and jacked up teeth, Oh My Gawd!"
"Man, Coast Guard Kortney saved me, but then she made out with him"

by Kortney J May 14, 2007

Coast Guard

A bunch of military wannabes.

how they hell are they even part of the military!?

by Hayabusa September 14, 2005

point guard

The decision maker of the group (usually a somewhat large group of 5 or more people); the leader

Tyrone: What are we doing tonight?
Jaquan: I don't know, you are the "point guard"

by yxrick July 8, 2018