Saftey Not Guaranteed

An add to travel back in time pasted together with a school picture of a guy with strange hair called Captian J picard. The add reads: "WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ____, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Saftey not guaranteed I have only done this once before."

"WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ____, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Saftey not guaranteed I have only done this once before."

by saftey not guaranteed August 15, 2006

guapanease

A romance language spoken among well dressed, well mannered and deep-pocketed individuals.

This girl told me she only speaks guapanease. So I had to change our dinner date location from Wendys to the Blue Water Grill.

by Mann Fresh March 14, 2008

guap

Alot of money. Referring to a "pretty penny"(Guapo/guapa handsome/pretty in spanish)

"shorty see tha drop ask me what I paid and I say yeah
I paid a guap and then I hit da switch that take away the top"~Mims(Why im hot)

by Amina March 27, 2007

Guapping

The act of shopping, usually for expensive products, with large amounts of money.

Brad: "Bro, I just got paid, wanna hit up Gucci retail?"
Chase: "Hell yeah, let's go guapping!"

by Converss January 22, 2013

guapoduo

MY GAY HUSBANDS

“guapoduo is the best husbands”

by therealroier September 5, 2023

For My Guap

Hip-Hop Hit Single By Rich Maserati Distrubuted By Sony Orchard, also Rich Maserati’s Instagram and Twitter Handle @formyguap

“For my guap”.

by Formyguap July 4, 2018

count my guap

Count my money.

Let me count my guap.

by boarmi February 20, 2022