2D Glasses

When you go to a cinema to see a 3D film, then take out the lenses of the glasses you were given to make just plastic glasses with no lenses and no purpose. Wear them to look like a dork.

Girl 1: Hey what kind of glasses are those?
Girl 2: They're 2D glasses. I went to the cinema to see a 3D film, then I took the lenses out. I think it's funny that I look like a dork.

by xAmyBlackx October 14, 2009

heart shaped glasses

a nickname for a guy who has a funny shaped dick

girl 1: I always call my boyfriend "heart shaped glasses" because he has a funny shaped dick

girl 2: really?! so do I

by wjk December 19, 2007

grandma glasses

Put your dick into mouth and hang your balls onto ears of your lover.

Grandma found her glasses and she is happy.

by M&M September 4, 2003

Black Glasses Incorporated

A company that reviews video games, and makes video game hacks. It is currently owned by Tharthan.

"Black Glasses Incorporated" is the one

by Tharthandorf Aquanashi August 23, 2009

alaskan reading glasses

when you put you testicles in someones bottom eyelid (one per eye)

those alaskan reading glasses made his eyelids streched out

by n genn February 13, 2010

Tempered Glasses

The effect apparently caused by the tempered glass of car windows where a person will appear much more attractive than they do outside of their car.

Especially pronounced when wearing beer goggles!

Dood! Those chicks looked so hot when they were in their car, but when they got out at the gas station, they were brown-baggers!

Another case of tempered glasses.

by paschasc May 7, 2009

Rose Glasses Liar

Where somebody doesn't see the world for what it truly is and believe and act out everything they're saying and see that way . And lies to others to make them see it too.
They are mostly people who are poser and wannabes.
Usually do it to be cool and be accepted and make themselves believe too, which they do.

Megan is such a rose glasses liar.

Lilly is dating that rose glasses liar.

Why are you such a rose glasses liar?

by Lonely13 January 7, 2010