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Glass Pattern Baldness

Premature balding found in test tube babies.
I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.
by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010
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glass of possibility

With every alcoholic beverage such as a glass of beer or wine being consumed, the likliness of you to go home with someone for a hook-up or one night stand is increased.
Girl #1: Are you going home with him tonight?
Girl #2: I don't think so. (shaking head)
Girl #1: Here (gives her a beer) have another glass of possibility and you'll definitely go home with him tonight!
by MOtastic145 July 1, 2011
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glass stomach

A sensitive stomach easily upset by certain foods and/or emotions.
I need to be careful what I eat because I have a glass stomach.

When I get over tired my glass stomach hurts.
by Scottish Girl January 2, 2018
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Glass Cannon

Refers to someone or something that deals high amounts of damage but had a very weak defense or health. Often a term for games.

The best way to fully embrace being a glass cannon is to be very careful when you attack. Wait for an opening in which you are guaranteed a safe or almost safe hit to be as useful as possible.
John is a glass cannon, he got into a fight and with one hit gave someone a bloody nose, but he started crying the second he was hit once.
by TheFizzWhiz February 20, 2021
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glass coffee table

A metaphor for the larger thing being destroyed in an attempt to eliminate a much smaller thing.
The conservative justices might have noted that 'voting fraud', which several states claim they are trying to prevent, is essentially nonexistent. As one federal judge put it, such laws are akin to using “a sledgehammer to hit an imaginary fly on a glass coffee table.”
by Monkey's Dad July 2, 2021
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glass child

a sibling who feels invisible because their sibling gets all the attention. mostly an older sibling.
"yeah i feel like a glass child because my parents only pay attention to my sister."
by isuckyouswallow June 23, 2023
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Glass Slipper

Coined by me Jeff Diaz, of Boston, MA.
Occurs at the beginning of a relationship or one night stand when a girl (or guy) leaves a personal item at the significant others apartment, house, or car. Much like Cinderella left a glass slipper behind for the prince. Can be malicious, i.e. you are cheating and they leave lipstick in medicine cabinet. Also used to mark their new territory, i.e. New Date: "Why do you have earing's in your car?"

Most common tactic: Used to ensure a reason to call or be called. More often it is to be harrassed by phone or a surprise visit.
New Date: "Why do you have earing's in your car?"

Guy: "Damn, I can't believe I got glass slippered, my last date a while ago must have been trying to mark her territory.

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Girl1: "How was your date with jacob?"
Girl2: "Awesome, I hope he calls...I left him a glass slipper in case he doesnt, then I will call him"
by JeffDiaz November 17, 2011
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