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The Berlin Funnel

A metaphorical process that many privileged expats - often from countries like Australia or France- who move to Berlin for the vibes. It describes the predictable trajectory of initial excitement and exploration, often characterized by partying and casual drug use, which escalates over time. Many find themselves burned out after a couple of years, losing their sense of purpose, and ultimately leaving Berlin more confused than when they arrived.

They treat the city as a disposable playground, diving into its nightlife and drug culture with little regard for its actual residents or community. Many of these expats identify as leftists and engage in performative activism but fail to acknowledge their role in contributing to gentrification and other systemic issues.
They’re totally in the Berlin Funnel—moved here for the vibes, started partying every weekend, and now they don’t even remember why they came.
by Zeggy-Stardust December 27, 2024
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Funnel Cake Sundae

getting railed by 3 men and having them put a funnel into your anus and cumming into them.
wow, i got a crazy funnel cake sundae yesterday
by cockassuer April 15, 2023
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Funnel caking

Walmart night shift employees use a funnel and pour cake ingredients down an unsuspecting midnight walmart shopper. any orpheus is allowed. ( only Walmart nightshift employees can preform such a task)
Did you hear about the funnel caking incident at Walmart last night?
by Davidwebb99 May 2, 2021
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Faggot-Funnel

Another term for Noob Tube, a projectile from the Call of Duty series.
That guy with his one man army and faggot-funnels!
by Tittytim July 26, 2014
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funnelation

A deviant sexual fascination with cramming a funnel up someones ass and introducing various foreign substances such as olive oil or urine.
YD sure is fascinated with that olds broads saggy ass!
It's because she is as into funnelation as his sick old ass is!
by SiGN me up! November 25, 2009
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funnel job

when a guy lays on his stomach and a girl shoves a funnel up his ass and pisses in it
when her boyfriend passed out she gave him a funnel job.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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Funnel Basher

One who indulges in Anal Penetration
Get your hand off my cock you fuckin' Funnel Basher
by GMPC July 20, 2008
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