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what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.
Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."
by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009
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a fucking potato

why the fuck did you search this. it's a fucking potato.
why the actual fuck would you use this in a sentence. it's a fucking potato.
by Starberry Gaming September 25, 2020
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God Fucking Dammit

The full name of our Christian God.
Trivial Question:

What the last name of God

A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above

Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?

Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!

Contestants and Guests applaud.
by Viscount Druitt March 22, 2022
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Where's my fucking jetpack!?

Also abbreviated as 'wmfj'

Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.

Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.
"Did you watch the new Apple keynote? Now you can, like, use your phone as a compass."

"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"
by scrambletastic June 8, 2009
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Kind of a big fucking deal

by White kitty September 19, 2018
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I wanna fucking die

sup, homie, what ur xbox gamer tag wanna play with someone and i wanna fucking die but that's not relevant rn so drop it
by OneSaucyBoi May 4, 2020
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Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face

when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense
dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night

you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!

dickhead: what?

you: never mind
by pioneer2108 December 31, 2011
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