Feathercoin

Feathercoin is an Internet currency not controlled by any central bank or institution

Feathercoin bypasses the old banking system by using peer-to-peer technology. Payments are borderless and can be processed by anyone with affordable computer hardware using free software. This work is rewarded with new Feathercoins which are issued by the network.

Payments are fast, global, and secure with near zero payment fees. Therefore merchants do not have to pass on the cost of business to you the customer, meaning you are able to enjoy spending less on the things you love.

A couple walk into a bar, order a round of drinks and the guy reaches for his wallet to pay but discovers he has let at home, calmly his girlfriend grabs her phone and asks the bartender do you accept feathercoin, to which the bartender says of course we do, the girl pays for the drinks using the feathercoin app on her phone.

by Feathercoindude January 11, 2014

father knows debt

Your father after all four of his kids attend college! In debt to his eyes after student loans...
~Also the name of a viral episode from the viral tv show by TLC called Extreme Cheapskates...

Poor Kelsy, her dad has five kids and they all just graduated last week. Her father knows debt!

by honeydrop May 6, 2019

Father Gill

The Dankest Priest you will ever meet. Get down to some sick beats with this fella. He found his vocation when he was 17 beatboxing the rosary. He’s got all the Ladies at camp Veritas.

Father Gills Hip hop moves to the rap version of the our father are making god quakeeeee!

by BeckyBoomBoom16 August 15, 2019

father-in-law Bob

The man who you should buy a coffee mug.

"I need to buy a coffee mug for my father-in-law Bob.

by Your father-in-law, Bob December 7, 2019

Father I Have Sinned

"Father I Have Sinned." Or "I Have Sinned Father Let me Amend For My Misdeeds." Are both phrases used to appease gods or godly figures such as Shrek or Garfield.

Said phrases are not interchangeable with "Dwaddy Iw've Bween A Vewy Bwad Girl." Or "Dwaddy Let Me Mwake You Hwappy With Fwucky Wucky." These phrases are satanic, disgusting, and should never be used the fact that I typed such fowl words pains my soul.

"Why are you here?" Carl Azuz asked in a godly tone.

A man stumbles to his knees, "Well, Father I Have Sinned." He says in a confident but fearful voice.

Carl shakes his head, "Oh my child, just tell me your sin."

"I-I watched the pufferfish with the carrot on repeat for hours, and enjoyed it."

Carl frowns, "You're soul is not worth keeping, pleaseleave my presence." Biblically accurate angels take the poor sobbing man away.

by Father Azuz February 22, 2020

father

he goes to get the milk, and never comes back

harder daddy (father)

by nicccccccccc October 17, 2020

Father once removed

You had sex or raped your own daughter. Congratulations, you're a father, once removed. It's also possible to be someone's father twice removed, but would you want to rape your own granddaughter, who is also your daughter ??

Mr. Gustafson is like a father to his grand children. Oh wait, Mr. Gustafson is their father... father once removed !

by Esa4 February 2, 2021