Fracking

The act of ejaculation into a vagina, inducing menstruation.

I spent last night fracking my wife, unfortunately I found out this morning.

by will000m December 17, 2013

Fracquaintance

A person who you are on good terms but don't really know that well.

1.Are you friends with Jeff?
2. Kind of, he's more of a fracquaintance.

by exect4500 August 24, 2010

Fractions

Fractions are a part of a whole object.

There was only a few fractions left of the pizza!

by DictionaryWitch March 23, 2017

Jordan fraction

An improper, or "top-heavy" fraction, one in which the numerator is greater than the denominator. The term is derived from Ms Katie Price (aka Jordan), a glamour model of quite extraordinarily enhanced proportions.

An intentionally misleading and yet correct statement as to the time taken to accomplish a stated task.

I'll be along to assist you in a jordan fraction of a second (Just as soon as I've finished this coffee).

by tony, not anthony May 18, 2006

fracata

(adj.) Object or objects in tandem that are flawed in nature; poor in design and/or executation.

(n.) Objects in a state of obvious disrepair or poor quality; an object that has been "Engineered"

(v.) The act of poor craftsmanship; to "Engineer"

*note on use: typically used subtly and/or with sarcasm

(adj.) "I wouldn't sleep under that fracata shelf."

(n.) "The salvation army won't accept any of this fracata."

(v.) "Just fracata it up so the thing works - we've gotta go."

by Nick Post October 14, 2005

fracalooser

A person who has not succeded in anything, a looser, a noob, a poser, a person who listens to simpleplan, a dork, or Ashlee Simpson.

omg look at that fracalooser thinking hes punk just cause he listenes to my chemical romance, wich by the way is pop.

by IVIX June 3, 2006

Frachzalk

Rubbing your bare ass on someone's face while they are asleep.

I gave Andrew the biggest Frachzalk you've ever seen in your life.

by Matt Frachzajkldjfoiefnjpdavnsld;efjlk March 18, 2007