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(adj.) Object or objects in tandem that are flawed in nature; poor in design and/or executation.

(n.) Objects in a state of obvious disrepair or poor quality; an object that has been "Engineered"

(v.) The act of poor craftsmanship; to "Engineer"

*note on use: typically used subtly and/or with sarcasm
(adj.) "I wouldn't sleep under that fracata shelf."

(n.) "The salvation army won't accept any of this fracata."

(v.) "Just fracata it up so the thing works - we've gotta go."
fracata by Nick Post October 14, 2005
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Fracktard 

A slang term used to express frustration, disappointment, or disbelief towards someone or something.

An exclamation or insult used to express negative emotions, often used informally and may not be appropriate for all settings.

Derived from the fusion of two existing slang terms, "Fracktard" is a colorful expression of negative emotion.
1: "What a fracktard, he still hasn't learned how to properly use a hammer."
2: "I can't stand working with that fracktard, he always messes everything up."
3: "I can't believe she would be so careless, she's such a fracktard."
Fracktard by Fulcrum4266 February 7, 2023

fractally wrong 

Being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution. Zooming on every part of one's world view finds beliefs exactly as wrong as one's entire world view.
Dude, you must not join this cult, they're fractally wrong.

fractal dweller 

A person who is in-tune with his or her inner intelligence (inner voice); conscious of the fact that their external experience is a reflection of their inner being.

Fractal dwelling is also synonymous with psychonauting and anything that involves dwelling outside of the boundaries set up by the Control System and indeed, their own egoic self. To the architects of control, the elitists of the world, a fractal dweller is a "dangerous man"; a man who knows the difference between the illusion of freedom and true freedom.

Famous fractal dwellers include William S Burroughs, Terence McKenna, Philip K Dick, Ken Kesey, Jack Kerouac, Carlos Castaneda, Robert Anton Wilson, Ram Dass, Alan Watts, Stanislav Grof and Rick Strassman.
"transcendental fractal dweller Alan Watts once said that, "the Universe is like a giant Rorschach ink-blot."."
fractal dweller by fractal dweller November 23, 2010

fractal wrongness 

Fractal wrongness is the state of being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution.

That is, from a distance, a fractally wrong person's worldview is incorrect; and furthermore, if you focus on any small part of that person's worldview, that part is just as wrong as the whole worldview.
Person 1: I just came back from a debate with someone who suffered from fractal wrongness.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: No matter what he said, it was utterly wrong.
fractal wrongness by C.E.S. January 12, 2014

Fractal Fail

A fail at every conceivable level of resolution. Zooming in on any part of the fail reveals just as much fail as the entity of the whole.
Fractal fail comes after quantum fail, but before universal fail.
Fractal Fail by Pyroclasm32 February 27, 2009
Interjection of Cuban Spanish origion used when someone else smacks their head on something, falls, or otherwise causes themselves pain accidentally, particularly if you foresaw it happening. Likened to "wham."
You see your buddy slip on your ice-covered walk while carrying a case of beer.
"Fuacata! You alright dude? I knew someone would fall on that walk."
fuacata by Hectorzzz March 18, 2007