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loving her forever

to feel so amazing about one girl in your entire life that you would give her everything just to make her smile. to do the small cute things she would want you to do but won't tell you she wants done. to whisper on her neck and tease her until she is almost completely crazy. to softly kiss her just so she knows you're there.
loving her forever. if she buys something to small for her to wear with comfort you wear it to stretch it out just enough so she can wear it in comfort. suprising her with your arrival at somewhere you said you couldn't be. running up to her and kissing her before she knows it's you. holding her hand when it gets cold. doing all the things she would love to do but is to afraid to do alone.
by heloveschelsea April 18, 2009
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foreskin theft

When a baby or child is circumcised when they are too young to decide for themselves.
I would enjoy sex more if it wasn't for foreskin theft.
by Deep blue 2012 July 29, 2009
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warheads on foreheads

To place mass amounts of high yield ordinance on the enemy with very positive results.

This phrase is very close to many Army anf Marine soldiers, Navy Fire Controlman and Gunner's Mates, and Airforce pilots.
We were so glad to put warheads on foreheads when we got in the gulf.

Let's put some warheads on foreheads...bomb a bitch!
by FC2 SALTS April 13, 2007
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French Foreign Legion

A military organization that will allow any healthy male 18-45 to join, 17 with parent permission. From any country at any time for most reasons any man can walk into one of their recruiting stations and join up.

A Legionnaires' life is a difficult one, for the only starting contract you can sign is a five-year contract with a 60-day probation period where you can leave at any time. Most can't take the life and desert, for it is not a life of guns and glory, you'll spend more time behind a mop then behind a rifle.

And in response to the common misperception that the Legion will accept all sorts of criminals and miscreants, that is not true at all. At least, not anymore. A full background check is made on you, including a full check by Interpol so if your some deranged axe murderer they'll find you, then they'll turn you over to the police.

If you do join up, you'll either serve in mainland France or if you become a paratrooper in Corsica. Serving in the Legion means serving overseas, and you'll see Africa from the eyes of Djibouti and Algeria. If France is involved in a foreign war its the Legion that gets sent first.

The French Foreign Legion does not cater to criminals, so if your a psychotic axe-murderer you won't be let in, instead you'll be detained and sent to the police. They do perform a full background check on you, one that runs through Interpol and the largest police agency from your home country. So if your from America like me, the FBI will be contacted.

And as you bash France for its lack of military victories, the French Foreign Legion operates outside the French military, and has performed excellently when Legion affairs are left in Legion control.

From the instant you join from, providing you don't desert, the instant you leave, the Legion will always have your back. A man I knew inside was caught with cancer during his service, they paid for all his medical bills, paid for his family to fly across the continent to see him, paid for all of them to fly home, and paid for the funeral and had several officers there in attendance.

And a few things of advice for potential Legionnaires, when you go to the recruiting station, don't bring anything you can't live without, do bring a few locks to guard your stuff, and make sure you can march 10 miles and run 2 miles at the drop of a hat.

Best of luck if you do join.
French Foreign Legionnaires, strangers by birth but family by choice.
by Lutherous April 9, 2006
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forest grits

The little bits of tree and earth matter that fall into your food or water when you are camping.
I was totally ready to get a drink when that big wind blew all these forest grits into my Nalgene.
by Concierge March 27, 2005
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Forever Prince

A male who has the capablity to fall in love get the girl and become king but seems to ruin all realtionships.Good or bad. Often has self esteem issues from past love.
Dude, the Forever Prince just got dumped again
by Forever Prince August 1, 2008
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Forensic Filed

A violent crime resulting in murder cases that often remain unsolved for long periods of time until trace forensic evidence eventually reveals the culprit and can be made into a new episode of Forensic Files.
Hey babe, will you walk with me to my car tonight? I don't want to get Forensic Filed.
by Knerm September 21, 2016
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