ben folds

a singer that makes you want to look out a rainy window and cry. his songs, mainly "brick", are very depressing.

man, this song is so ben folds. i'm looking out a rainy window and crying right now" - emo kid

by david wu June 22, 2005

flist

A Penis which is the same shape as a pencil i.e very thin

Woogie has a flist

by Danny June 19, 2003

Felisha

A fake, self-serving friend who uses you to by them shoes and weed.

I thought I could trust her but she was just a Felisha.

by rm89 May 9, 2018

Flist

A long list of meaningful tasks to complete

hi guys, please see my handover flist, be fab if you could kindly complete all 100 points whilst i'm away (thanks team)

by CMatthews7 February 22, 2019

Ben Folds

An emo singer who sings and plays the piano at the same time. Has a voice about as high pitched as a 6 year old, and sounds like he is crying each song he sings. None of his songs are something you would want to listen to, unless you enjoy hearing some guy moan and wail about some girl over and over. Takes the spotlight away from real musical artists such as Ludacris and Kanye West.

David: OMFG BEN FOLDS IS AWESOME HE SINGS GOOD SONGS!
Me: You must enjoy listening to pots and pans fall down the stairs because that is the equivalent of his music.
David: AHH HIS MUSIC MAKES ME SO DEPRESSED IM GOING TO GO CUT MYSELF SINCE HE IS SO RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!

by willieleiss January 13, 2006

fliszar diss

The act of calling a girl you may or may not have slept with, preferably after meeting her at 7-11 while buying beef jerky, and dissing her out. Phrases couls include anything from "you're cut off bitch" to "don't call me again you slut". Threatening to do bodily harm, such as hanging said girl from a tree or beat with a bag of nickels. The latter is more extreme and only recommended while intoxicated.

Disser: "Yeah its (your name here), just calling to tell you you're a slut, so is your mom, I know cuz I got head off of her. Yeah you need to get some Summers Eve too. Good luck at Kutztown, slut."
Dissee: "I never even met my mom, I live with my dad!"
Disser: "Ahhk...well tell him I said hi...slut"

by Fred X February 23, 2005

flishk

1. the substance that builds up in your armpit after months of not washing.
also may refer to any substance associated to that excreted by the body, human or otherwise.

"John how many times must i tell you to take a bath; i mean look dear there is gooey flishk running down your arms. "

by Rem October 31, 2003