Chronic Flush

The act of taking a dumb, urinating, sneezing, coughing, and puking -- all simultaneously.

May also be caused by a chronic version of shit bricks; grade A of shit bricks.

Guy: dude the Devil's after me..
Friend: WTF bro?
Guy: no really!! I just had a chronic flush in the bathroom!!
Friend: you're dumb, and that's disgusting.

Dude: yoyoyo! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy: stfu you lion pendejo.

*dude shows guy video*
Guy: I'm coulda shit bricks.
Dude: if your penis was mine, you coulda had a chronic flush.

by Barca,A February 1, 2010

phantom flush

The mysterious flushing of automatic toilets even though you haven't sat down or removed yourself from the toilet seat.

Individual sits on toilet to do their “business”. Suddenly the toilet proceeds to make 2 - 3 "phantom flushes" even though all they've done is shifted in the seat or reached for some toilet paper. Sometimes no movement is necessary to trigger this effect.

by confused23 February 22, 2010

flush piss

Action of when a male urinates after ejaculation to clear the urithra of excess cum. Typically a short low volume stream of urine, but also can turn into a regular urination.

Short term- washing the cum out of your penis so it doesnt drip out slowly

Male- hold on babe i have to flush piss real quick.

by LtheWerewolf February 21, 2018

Nothing but flush

The ability for a guy to accurately aim his stream of pee without hitting the pee pond, thereby avoiding awkward splashing.

Guy: whew! I feel 10 pounds lighter.

Girl: what? What did you do?
Guy: took a giant piss.

Girl: I didn't hear a thing.

Guy: nothing but flush.

by bob beeflips September 11, 2014

Check Flush

Flushing a second time after taking a big shit to see if it still flushes.

After that taco bell I had to do a check flush.

by Exponaut620 June 16, 2014

Blood Flush

When a woman's menstrual cycle cleanses her vagina for the next sexual partner.

It represents a much needed resetting of the vagina.

Nah we can't have sex for another week. She fucked her ex. I need that bitch to have a blood flush.

by D Seuss June 23, 2023

Flushed and Washed

Flushing and washing is the act of licking someone's asshole, often preceded by kissing and licking their ass cheeks and ass crack, and often accompanied by kissing and fingering their asshole. A true flush and wash enthusiast will also insert the tip of his or her tongue into the asshole of his or her partner. Flushing and washing is often considered a sign of respect, affection, and even love, because, as should be obvious, you don't stick your tongue up just anybody's ass.

Damn Kyle did you get flushed and washed last night? Youre in a great mood!

Hey Brendan can you take my shift on Monday? I don't know Maggie can you toss my salad?

by Blackstallion86 August 16, 2021