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Chicken Fiddler

A complete ass hole who insists on getting chickens and placing them just a few feet away from my bedroom window, and then decides to start hosing them down at 6am every morning which makes them cluck like crazy and then starts digging around in gravel with a shovel! Basically a complete cunt...

Who the fuck needs to hose chickens down at 6am every morning tho?
OMG it's 6am and the chicken fiddler next door is soaking his chickens with the hose pipe again! Now they won't shut up clucking! Ahhhhh

Fuck you John!
by Pissed off neighbour February 24, 2013
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fuddle duddle

A eupharism for "fuck you" originated by Canadian prime minister Pierre Trudeau.
"Oh, fuddle duddle!"
by Phil February 9, 2003
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Fuddle Duddle

A word meaning "fuck you" or "fuck off" first; first used by Canadian prime minister Pierre Trudeau.
"What's your problem dude?"
"Oh go fuddle duddle"
"Fuddle Duddle?!"
"Yeh, Fuddle Duddle"
"Aight dude, I'll get right on that"
"What a fuddle duddlin' idiot"
by __DarkCloudz October 24, 2004
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fuddle yourself up

"fuddle yourself up" is a figure of speech for young or middle-aged people's disclosure of their secret attempts to entice a professor by engaging in sexual acts.

The term comes from the well know phrase "fuddle" which refers to cuddling while making love.

Fuddling yourself up is quite popular among college applicants nowadays.
Haley, why don't you go "fuddle yourself up" to that college professor. You might have a way into college then.

If you "fuddle yourself up", professors are more likely to write you a letter of recommendation.
by ernest fuser November 23, 2010
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Wet Cockney Fiddler

She’s bossing him around, he’s such a wet cockney fiddler.
by Hugh Horace January 8, 2018
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ass fiddler

A gay dude. period. One who fiddles with asses
That fucking ass fiddler is wearing Capri pants and a pink camo shirt again!
by V dux September 5, 2007
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Crotch Fiddler

One who fiddles the crotch, a chronic masturbator. One who jerks off compulsively.
Chris is such a crotch fiddler, no wonder we never see him any more.
by Chris March 13, 2005
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