fewtility

Not quite so bad as uselessness, but still not having all dat many things going for it.

Claiming affluenza and then fleeing to Mexico is a good example of an exercise in fewtility --- yes, you may indeed actually succeed in gaining yourself a small number of extra days of freedom, but eventually da chickens are gonna come home to roost, and then you'll still get put in da slammer after all.

by QuacksO April 8, 2023

Fewpa

A fat pussy

Yoo my girlfriend has a fewpa

by Mydikkhardalot April 22, 2023

fewpa

A fat pussy

My girl got a fewpa crazy right

by Mydikkhardalot April 22, 2023

fewui

hawaii slang

a short person that is about to combust into flames since they're about to blow a fuse cause of some 6'8 guy named Taquavion Jameson the III that is with a shitload of and the short person is jealous as hell

ethan: dude, im about to snap Derrick's fucking neck. He stole Ivy-Lia from me!!!

ashton: damn you bout to fewui

ethan: ggRRRRHRRRRRGGRRRR *fucking combusts into flames*

by ogre emperor 👹 May 25, 2023

FEWM

a game on ROBLOX where you play in 2006
called "Flexiblebanjos Wayback Machine"

Hey dude, lets play FWM!

Don't you mean FEWM?

by seudonymseudonymseudonymseudon July 25, 2023

Fewski

Few-sh-kee

A very fraternal way of saying few.

Fratbro1: “yooo michelangebro you’re lookin schlacked right now.”

Fratbro2: “broski I’m smothered right now”

Fratbro1: “how many beers have you had”

Fratbro2: “just a fewski my brologne sando”

by ZACKATTACKMLG October 21, 2023

fewgitive

Someone who's run off from Johnny Law, but not dat many folks actually care all dat much.

If you'd left da area after merely failing to appear in court over a minor traffic violation, you would likely be considered just a fewgitive.

by QuacksO November 16, 2023