fecal ferret

an uphill gardener, fudge packer, turd burgler, you know what I mean

You like to wear cardigans? You're such a fucking fecal ferret!

by Charles Monkfish March 6, 2008

Ferreting

The act of doing something your own way even if bone idle

Josh has been ferreting his way through life

by Legend 5357 June 27, 2020

ferreting

A desperate shit that has to be held in. At the point between staying in and coming out. Like a weasel it sticks it's head out the hole to look around. Then goes back in.

Anne needed a poo so bad it was ferreting.

by gorgeousbrian July 26, 2022

Ferreting

When a person defecates in the corner of a room. Usually because someone has wronged them.

Jimmy was caught ferreting in his bosses office corner after he was fired unexpectedly.

by Teddy1971 January 14, 2023

Ferreting

When someone doesn’t want a relationship with you, but only wants to keep you for themselves!

Kathy was FERRETING John, while she slept with all his friends!
John was ferreting Denise, even though he had a family with another woman!

by Æither February 26, 2021

like herding ferrets

As ferrets can be rather excitable and jumpy, trying to herd them (or get them under control) becomes a next to impossible task as they dart this way and that.

Oh my god, trying to organise a night out with that lot is like herding ferrets.

by D C King March 19, 2008

Text Ferret

Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.

OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.

by Korty4040 May 19, 2023