Coping Ferret

One or more humans who stand on the coping of a skatepark. Most common when it’s not their turn to ride.

That scooter kid won’t get off the coping, their such a Coping Ferret.

Coping Ferret by Ferret Slayer July 12, 2021

Text Ferret 

Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.

OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.

Text Ferret by Korty4040 May 19, 2023

french ferret

a stupid idiot who does good, also a fr*nch and a gay

wow i fucking hate french ferret

french ferret by abbabamoment July 25, 2023

Fent Ferret 

An individual who is addicted to Fentanyl that will sell their own mother to get a bag of Fent.

signs and symptoms of the common Fent Ferret include but are not limited to:
▪️Nodding off
▪️Falling asleep, while standing, and or bent over
▪️Involuntary muscle contractions, and or spasms

▪️Habitually stealing from Walmart

▪️Habitually stealing from friends, family, neighbors, or anyone around with anything of any value.

▪️Loss of memory
▪️Loss of appetite

▪️Loss of anything good in their lives

▪️Ferrets may also spend a substantial amount of their lives incarcerated.

If you or a loved one is a ferret, there is hope for recovery. SAMHSA’s National Helpline, 1-800-662-HELP (4357) (also known as the Treatment Referral Routing Service), or TTY: 1-800-487-4889 is a confidential, free, 24-hour-a-day, 365-day-a-year, information service, in English and Spanish, for individuals and family members facing mental and/or substance use disorders. This service provides referrals to local treatment facilities, support groups, and community-based organizations.

Also visit the online treatment locator, or send your zip code via text message: 435748 (HELP4U) to find help near you. Read more about the HELP4U text messaging service.

Jane Doe: “Why is Beth B. bent over asleep at the Dollar General like that?”

John Doe: “I saw her leaving the Fent dealer over in Oaklawn a few min ago…I guess she boosted some shit from Walmart to trade for some Fent…”

Jane Doe: “Oh shit. I didn’t realize Beth B. Was a Fent Ferret”

Fent Ferret by TheOGsara February 12, 2024

Feltching Ferret

A ferret specially bred for the purpose of anal feltching. A throughbred ferret speifically used to stimulate the anal cavity of fucked up people.

Norbert Nobnoodle just purchased some feltching ferrets online for a bit of ferret felching in the sun after he stuck those critters up his bum

Feltching Ferret by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024

moon ferret 

on social media, the person who contributes to the discussion of a topic with things that exist only in his own imagination

- credit to Larry Correia for developing the word and concept via his interactions with the uneducated on social media

How Moon Ferreting works is when someone is posting about an actual event, a rando will pop into the comments screaming about a bunch of things related to that topic that only exist in their imagination. So there's the real issue under discussion, but why won't you address this imaginary thing that they just made up! Your inability to justify the thing that hasn't happened and probably will never happen proves that you're a bad person and they win.

moon ferret by Somewhere Far, Far, Away April 22, 2025

bum ferret 

British English slang for:
1. A gay man's penis
2. A gay man.

1. I wanna put my bum ferret up your bottom.
2. I am a proud bum ferret!

bum ferret by LotusSparkle September 26, 2025