furmating

When grass grows

The grass is furmating

by Dguari June 6, 2022

Farting like the Barber's Cat

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

Fargling

The act of gargling on a fart

Your breath smells bad Tony..
Yeah sorry, I've been fargling

by onesecondguess September 4, 2022

farting day

you have to fart on this day or u go to jail

i just took a massive fart on farting day

by farting day November 27, 2022

farting in my boots

farting so much that you can’t help it or control yourself.

I’m farting In my boots right now since I haven’t pooped all day

by stephani_pie_ February 8, 2023

fartingflapper

The FartingFlapper . Particularly applicable to long dangly pissflaps of a well used ladies front bottom. Cuntlips like rashers of bacon.

Monstrous beef curtains .

Dave , that woman’s labia was weird . I grabbed both sides of her fartingflapper and pulled her on like an old welly boot

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

Farahing

Farahing happens when a person replies late to individual messages over the course of a long time

Person #1: *replies to 30 messages after 3 hours*
Person #2: She’s farahing

by Kholioism February 28, 2023