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this website is meant for UNIVERSITIES and COLLEGES.

it's not meant for fucking ninth graders, or anyone in high school for that matter..
high school kid #1: ahhhhh! facebook is so addictive!!!
high school kid #2: HEHE i know i LOVE it!!!!!!!
university student: Oh god.. what fucking losers. these kids should just stay on myspace.
by poo... November 16, 2006
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Facebook

A phenomenon that has become so cliche and preppy that it's much more cooler NOT to be on facebook
Facebook is the equivalent of watching MTV, listening to 50 Cent, and watching reality TV shows
by god April 29, 2005
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The facebook

spreading your ass to have a chick toss your salad like your opening a book then put it right in her face as if she were reading that book.

or if she extremely hot, hot enough you could have her facebook you...
That chick was ugly as fuck so rather than have sex with her i gave her the facebook.

or

damn that chick is so hot i would let her facebook me ....

to hot female: Damn your fine you can facebook me anytime
by richard1269 November 30, 2011
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facebook

verb: The act of looking at one's facebook profile to find out more information about them.
ex. 1)
Sally: That guy is so hot!
Maggie: I wonder if he's single...
Sally: I don't know, let's facebook him!

ex. 2)
Kaily: I heard Shannon and Jeff broke up last night!
Jessie: Really?! Where did you hear that?!
Kaily: well, I was facebooking him last night and I saw it on his mini-feed.
by kkeellsseeyy April 25, 2007
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facebooked

The action of using the Facebook. Often used as a slam.
"I facebooked your mom last night!"
by mjw5 April 15, 2006
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Facebook

(noun) The destroyer of awk barriers.
John: How did you decide to ask her out? It must have been awkward.
Bill: I just used Facebook.
by Annie Ratliff August 17, 2012
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Facebook

Just like television.

A drug used by a very few, at the very top who run the world, to limit free and independent thought.

Especially to distract the youth, who will inherit the world, from the horrible situation they will inevitably ... inherit.

Did you know the second round of funding into Facebook ($US12.7 million) came from venture capital firm Accel Partners. Its manager James Breyer was formerly chairman of the National Venture Capital Association, and served on the board with Gilman Louie, CEO of In-Q-Tel, a venture capital firm established by the Central Intelligence Agency in 1999.

One of the company's key areas of expertise are in "data mining technologies".
Facebook's own Terms of use state: "by posting Member Content to any part of the Web site, you automatically grant, and you represent and warrant that you have the right to grant, to facebook an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, transferable, fully paid, worldwide license to use, copy, perform, display, reformat, translate, excerpt and distribute such information and content and to prepare derivative works of, or incorpoate into other works, such information and content, and to grant and authorise sublicenses of the foregoing.

This is no hippie bullshit people!
by muffin33ter October 21, 2011
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