facebook

Facebook: a social networking website used to distract college students from doing their work. There are many addictive games that take over one's life and they cannot function without getting their daily fix. In result, everyone fails at least one class and the colleges make more money.

"Hey, Bill, did you study for the calculus test last night?"
"Nah, I was on Facebook playing Mafia Wars until 3am!"

by steeeee April 13, 2009

facebook

Facebook---Where the face never faces a book!

Mary failed her first exam because she had been facebooking.

by Greis1984 February 27, 2009

facebook

A wannabe myspace.
It makes people think they are
more sophisticated than those with myspaces.

sally: i just made a facebook!
suzie: you freakin douche. Nobody interesting has a facebook!
sally: i was just trying to be sophisticated :(

suzie: you're fired from life. get a myspace.

by sarah_oh April 29, 2008

Facebooking

just being on facebook and checking out whats new is called facebooking

-"what did you do today?"

-"I spent all day Facebooking"

by H. Jane July 27, 2008

facebook

this website is meant for UNIVERSITIES and COLLEGES.

it's not meant for fucking ninth graders, or anyone in high school for that matter..

high school kid #1: ahhhhh! facebook is so addictive!!!
high school kid #2: HEHE i know i LOVE it!!!!!!!
university student: Oh god.. what fucking losers. these kids should just stay on myspace.

by poo... November 16, 2006

Facebook

A phenomenon that has become so cliche and preppy that it's much more cooler NOT to be on facebook

Facebook is the equivalent of watching MTV, listening to 50 Cent, and watching reality TV shows

by god April 30, 2005

The facebook

spreading your ass to have a chick toss your salad like your opening a book then put it right in her face as if she were reading that book.

or if she extremely hot, hot enough you could have her facebook you...

That chick was ugly as fuck so rather than have sex with her i gave her the facebook.

or

damn that chick is so hot i would let her facebook me ....

to hot female: Damn your fine you can facebook me anytime

by richard1269 June 08, 2011