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fuzzy bumpkin

n. 1)a hick with a fuzzy mullet
2) A cute, painted, fuzzy, bird-like creature
1) I went down to Southern Delaware and those farmers are such fuzzy bumpkins.
2) I painted a fuzzy bumpkin and hung it on the fridge.
by coprez May 23, 2004
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Fuzzy Bumping

The act of rubbing two vaginas together in a butt to butt, interlocking legs position.

Most girl on girl adult movies will show this type of act.
"Those two chicks were totally fuzzy bumping"
by Arcais November 3, 2005
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Fuzzy Wuzzy

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear...in bed.
fuzzy wuzzy had no hair....down there.
fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy was he?
by duexmachina September 10, 2009
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fuzzy wuzzy

When my new bud Tom busted me for possession with intent I said "shit, whatta fuzzy wuzzy!"
by Alain G May 28, 2008
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Fuzzy Strangle

When a person is giving you head (male, or female) while there sucking on your penis or eating you out, you force there face aggressively into your pubes filling there mouth, or nose with pubic hair so they can't breath for a little bit because there be strangled by your pubes.
Dude, last night i was getting some head, and i decided to give the bitch the Fuzzy Strangle
by xKushMasterx May 17, 2015
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fuzzy yetti

you shit on her chest, shave off some of your pubes on top of it and smash it in
Last night Jacob gave Brandon a fuzzy yetti, while I watched.
by BGuy August 2, 2007
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