Nipple Fudge

The fudge coloured prenatal ooze that slowly ermerges from a woman's nipples before regular milklactation starts.

John said, "oh Mary look, u have a bit of nipple fudge on the left one today."

by Sas_quatch January 19, 2016

fudge mallet

The act of defecating into a sock and utilising said tool as a weapon.

Sweet mother of Jesus, Sally totally gave me the fudge mallet last night!

by Bawbag Johnson June 15, 2018

Lawn fudge

The random piles of shit left on your yard by the neighbors dog because they won't put it on a leash.

The dog dropped more lawn fudge, which I subsequently hit with the lawnmower to produce a fine mist of dry heave inducing aerosol shit.

by Unholy79 August 7, 2018

Round Fudge

That beautiful little brown balloon knot. The sphincter. The anus.

Not to be confused with the Fudge Round which is a snack cake made by Little Debbie, but is equally as satisfying and delicious.

I ate Rachel’s round fudge last night. Her booty juice tastes soooo good.

She let me hit that round fudge last night. She’s sore today.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

fudge nuggets

another word of “frick” or “fuck”

oh fudge nuggets i left my sunglasses on the counter at home

by i love dogs.com June 9, 2019

Fudging Custard

A sweet alternative to F**king B**tard

You are such a Fudging Custard!

by Pinky💖 June 30, 2017

Lion fudge

Lion fudge means lies. Lion fudge can be used as a noun to refer to a lie, or as an adjective to describe something as untrue (the same way you would use bullshit, horse crap, etc.)

"You seriously believe this liar? He's 100% lion fudge!"
"Don't even bother reading this article. It's just a box of lion fudge."
"That's the biggest lion fudge she's ever told."

by Brambleboy November 16, 2017