Round Fudge

That beautiful little brown balloon knot. The sphincter. The anus.

Not to be confused with the Fudge Round which is a snack cake made by Little Debbie, but is equally as satisfying and delicious.

I ate Rachel’s round fudge last night. Her booty juice tastes soooo good.

She let me hit that round fudge last night. She’s sore today.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

fudge mallet

The act of defecating into a sock and utilising said tool as a weapon.

Sweet mother of Jesus, Sally totally gave me the fudge mallet last night!

by Bawbag Johnson June 15, 2018

Fudge Goblin

First heard by the youtuber McNasty. Fudge Goblin refers to a long fudge like shit coming out of your "cornshoot" which is also known as, your asshole.

Man i'm really needing to shoot this fudge goblin out my cornshoot.
Friend: You sure do got a way with words man...

by SandyBeaks August 13, 2022

fudge nuggets

another word of “frick” or “fuck”

oh fudge nuggets i left my sunglasses on the counter at home

by i love dogs.com June 9, 2019

Fudge Hangover

The stomach ache and general horribleness you feel after consuming too much fudge

Sorry I can't come, I ate too much fudge and now I have a horrible fudge hangover

by TheMostAmazingPersonToEverExist August 18, 2015

Fudge-knuckler

Common terminology for one who engages regularly in the act of fisting. May be used descriptively, or abusively at your own discretion. It is generally frowned upon, if assumed as a title.

Cad-flangin' dangle-hoppler! That sombanitch Carl is a damn fudge-knuckler! I figured him straight and narrow, but I guess he likes to play out back.

by STEFE November 30, 2010

Lion fudge

Lion fudge means lies. Lion fudge can be used as a noun to refer to a lie, or as an adjective to describe something as untrue (the same way you would use bullshit, horse crap, etc.)

"You seriously believe this liar? He's 100% lion fudge!"
"Don't even bother reading this article. It's just a box of lion fudge."
"That's the biggest lion fudge she's ever told."

by Brambleboy November 16, 2017