fudge mallet

The act of defecating into a sock and utilising said tool as a weapon.
Sweet mother of Jesus, Sally totally gave me the fudge mallet last night!
by Bawbag Johnson June 12, 2018
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Fudge-knuckler

Common terminology for one who engages regularly in the act of fisting. May be used descriptively, or abusively at your own discretion. It is generally frowned upon, if assumed as a title.
Cad-flangin' dangle-hoppler! That sombanitch Carl is a damn fudge-knuckler! I figured him straight and narrow, but I guess he likes to play out back.
by STEFE November 28, 2010
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Fudging Custard

A sweet alternative to F**king B**tard
You are such a Fudging Custard!
by Pinky💖 June 30, 2017
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fudge nuggets

another word of “frick” or “fuck
oh fudge nuggets i left my sunglasses on the counter at home
by i love dogs.com June 10, 2019
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Lawn fudge

The random piles of shit left on your yard by the neighbors dog because they won't put it on a leash.
The dog dropped more lawn fudge, which I subsequently hit with the lawnmower to produce a fine mist of dry heave inducing aerosol shit.
by Unholy79 August 07, 2018
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Rail Fudge

That brown sheen of shit juice and remnants clinging to the penis after a surprise railing of your girl’s or guy’s ass.
Gimme a towel so I can wipe off this rail fudge.

My Grindr date left me with a mess of rail fudge.

The old lady was bent over so I just went in for the old rose bud and railed her turd chute till it was hanging out like a sock but she left me with some thick rail fudge. Could have scraped it off with a butter knife.
by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
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Round Fudge

That beautiful little brown balloon knot. The sphincter. The anus.

Not to be confused with the Fudge Round which is a snack cake made by Little Debbie, but is equally as satisfying and delicious.
I ate Rachel’s round fudge last night. Her booty juice tastes soooo good.

She let me hit that round fudge last night. She’s sore today.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2018
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