gnarliest friend

This is the friend in ones group who is the most extreme and willing to shed all dignity in order to gain laughs from any given audience. He may be a little racist and if multiple people chant his name, he will get naked and do the mangina while raising his hands as if he just stuck a landing in an Olympic gymnastics competition.

Henwood is my gnarliest friend.

by Rightcheek June 5, 2011

snapchat friend

A friend you snapchat but don't talk to at school

I don't really know much about Sam but he is one of my snapchat friends

by Taylor Tuscan March 17, 2016

My Friend Wants to Know (MFWTK)

It is the most go-to starter phrase when asking an abnormal question to hide behind a facade and save yourself from judgement, embarrassment, humiliation, possibly dishonoring your family's name.

Use this phrase if you are suffering from severe to mild symptoms of curiosity but still want to save your future-self from the consequences of asking such disgraceful questions and from being looked at by other people as a degenerate.

Example 1
Dude 1: Bro, 'my friend wants to know (MFWTK)' if Ron Jeremy's magic beans can REALLY help make your lil jimmy grow bigger and last longer in bed.
Dude 2: (rolling on the floor laughing) HAHAHA!!! Who's the friend?!
Dude 1: (panicking) Shit! I gotta go. I forgot to walk the dog.
Dude 2: Dafuq? But you don't have a dog...

Example 2
Curious Teenager: (asking the users of the interweb) 'MFWTK' how to properly wipe your rear to eliminate dingleberries. He says that he stains his boxers on a daily basis and that his mother is getting tired of cleaning up after his 'shit' like his messy room.

by AnGrYRameN December 16, 2016

Meme Friend

A meme friend, sometimes refered to as, " the meme of the friend" is the lowest form of friendship. Often the kind of person who would " break one's arm, in two places". A meme friend might not meet up with you at the weekend, or suddenly disappear. If you are called a, "meme friend" it means they prefer some other friend/ friend group. To be "more than a meme friend" this might inflict a "special" relationship between two people. Futhermore, a meme friend isn't a serious friend, only one that you don't take seriously, which you can't talk to about your life problems. Finally, to call someone a, "meme friend" is highly offencive, to not apologise to your victim, is very harsh and unforgivable.

" I don't see you guys as my real friends... you're more like my, "MEME FRIENDS"!

"Hey, do you think James will come out at the weekend", response, " Nah, he's more of a, MEME FRIEND".

Offensively; " You're such a MEME friend! I hate you!"

by Rabbit's Warren May 29, 2018

Gucci Friend

Noun. A friend who is more than a friend, but how much more cannot be defined because, according to the theory of Gucci Relativity postulated by Albert Gucci Einstein (husband of a Serbian Goddess); A Gucci particle's location in space-time cannot be observed without affecting it's intrinsic characteristics. Since a Gucci particle's true mass and velocity cannot be determined through observation, a Gucci Friend cannot be defined without breaking the laws of physics.

Hey Gucci Friend, Let's go to the beach and make love!

by ErosAmore May 30, 2018

Bag friend

The friend in the group that always carries a bag with them, usually a tote or a large purse. Helpful for when you don't want to hold your wallet or phone. They usually have mints and shit in there too.

Amy: I want to bring a water bottle but I don't wanna hold it the entire time we're out
Katie: Jessica always brings that big ass bag, she'll probably hold it for you.
Amy: Gotta love having a bag friend

by thebagfriend September 5, 2021

Your old friend blue

That friend who’s been in your life for an extended period of time that you can never remember

A: hey do you remember your old friend blue

E:no I don’t who is blue

A:dude they literally spent every day at your house

by Rictus the guy February 24, 2019