Fossil

A brand that is mainly known for their high quality, but cheap about $60-80 watches.

"I just got this awesome new Fossil watch."

by Masta May 13, 2005

Fosters

An Australian beer that is brewed in Australia but drank in England.

No self respecting Australian would touch the stuff.

We export Fosters, we do NOT intake it. *shudder*

by Woohzal March 11, 2008

fossil fucker

someone who fucks older women or men 20 yrs or older than them.

jennifer, Why are you fucking my dad?
Kim, Im a fossil fucker and I want to thats why.

by funny chick February 26, 2009

Bob Fossil

A gay guy from the mighty boosh who works in a zoo. He takes skool kids on tours of the zooniverse. he is scared of floating cups nd think pocket cups rock. he has a talk box which he makes howard moon speak into so he can remember the names of the animals. He doesn't like cricket!!! he rocks lol

(dancing to song 'i don't like cricket'.music stops)
Bob Fossil: and thats why i don't like cricket.

!!!

by liisy December 16, 2008

fosters

A beer that is apparently popular in Australian culture according to The Simpsons or any other ill-refernced material.

(watching Simpson episode entitled 'Bart Vs. Australia')
Dave: "dude, wat the fuck is Fosters?"
Ed: "some piss-water at the bottom of the fridge stack at the bottleo"
Dave: "Never heard of it"

by gowie November 14, 2007

foshiznit

Something inexplicably cool; da shizzle. A term used (loosely) aboot all things shizzle. Also, informally: a moron, asshat, nimrod, dimwit, fuckstick, dingdong, wiener, and so on and so forth.

The new Linkin Park album is foshiznit! Oh man - this is foshiznit! Foshiznit! Fo shizzle, fo shizzou (purple nurple).

by Jom Thurek June 23, 2007

FOSA

FOSA is an acronym for "fuck off straight away" and it is used to express a feeling of dismay or frustration.

It is similar to the popular internet acronym GTFO. However, FOSA demands an immediacy which GTFO does not have, thus making it a superior term to use when wishing someone would fuck off... straight away.

"Tits or FOSA" (as opposed to "Tits or GTFO / "You're not going out tonight? Then FOSA" / "I think my sports team will beat your sports team!" "... FOSA."

by FOSA October 9, 2012