fittie

word originating in liverpool mean sum1 who iz VERY shagable

OMG e iz a bit of afittie

by la scouser August 25, 2003

carpet fitter

A jerk, a complete jerk to be exact. A little more precisely someone who says they'll do something sometime late morning, but don't turn up till late afternoon next Tuesday.

We were supposed to meet Barbie earlier, he never turned up, the fecking carpet fitter.

by DarthInsinuate September 22, 2005

fit to bust

So wound up by a situation you have amassed the pent up energy like that of a coiled spring. Fit to bust is the pinnacle of that stored energy. Once triggered the energy released results in a cascade of emotions.

The build up to Christmas day, starting with decorations, wrapping presents, the tree, pies for santa and sleeping on Christmas eve knowing that in the morning you can open presents.

By morning children are 'fit to bust' The reaction of the children is the release.

by aoides November 27, 2013

Fitter

A knuckle dragging person, who isn’t really bright and uses very large spanners and big hammers to undo nuts and bolts. They generally do a 4 year apprenticeship, which consist of 2 year learning how the undo the bolt, then the next 2 years learning how to do it up. Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey.

Some say they are Electricians with there brains removed.

They can’t spell refrigerator, but have been know to throw one.

There work uniform consists of a tutu, thong, painted nails and sometimes make-up, a drag queens version of a tradesperson.

They are also know for there very catty teenage girl like jealousy of Electricians, who are know to be the King of trades and fitters are at the bottom of ladder, in the trade world.
Fitter - A Spanner monkey that takes along time to learn anything.

Fitter - spanner monkey, that is a slow learner.

by Glenn Radford February 27, 2021

shinger my fitter

To stick your fingers into someones poop shoot!
(finger my shitter mixed around)

"dude, mitch's mom is on fire!! I wanna shinger her fitter!"
"hey jim, shinger my fitter!"

by sknudson April 8, 2008

Pull a Fito

To fall into a lake or river and be completely wet.

God, I hate having to pull a fito. Everyone always laughs at me.

by Fito34 September 27, 2008

fitties

fat- tits..... tits that are big only because the girl is fat

Ken- " yo jenny's got huge tits!
mike-" nah bro those are just fitties, bitch is huge!

by candosh February 22, 2009