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Could you help me find something?

A question asked to a strange Women or Man in a SuperMarket as a way to break the ice.
Excuss me, "Could you help me find something?"... I was searching for something to say when I walked past you...
by yourwanting1 September 30, 2011
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Do you find it incredible how smart I am?

I post a lot of music on this website.lyrics. Good music from all sorts of genres and from all decades and different cultures and styles.

When I was in jail the people there were amazed at how much Classic Rock bands I knew. When I got out of jail, People wrote to me about how smart I was and said I was one of the smartest people they’ve ever met. All of them were older than me and they didn’t even know half of the bands I came up with. One was a boomer who was like born in May of 1957. He had been in and out of jail since 1990.

Also, I’m a Cajun and live in a little cabin out in the woods. And I know about the Jew, British and French Huguenot thing. And I also know that the USA is still secretly a British crown colony thanks to my French heritage.

I also know a lot of European history probably even more than Europeans themselves…that’s a little pathetic.

Nobody else even has a clue. Not even other Americans. They are all caught up in other things and are pacified.

I mean, Come on. UD Jews, admit it — I’m a literal genius.
Do you find it incredible how smart I am?
by Death Menace March 17, 2023
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You can't hate names, but you can define them in a good way, like 'Paul is a sex god and will beat up any bullies'. Like if moderators don't already have a lot of work
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Cellu-find

The act of calling some one else misplaced cell phone in order to find it
My wife always misplaces her cell phone and I always have to cellu-find in order for it to ring so we can find it
by Jimbo25 April 3, 2009
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mom find

Things only mothers find once you have given up or haven't tried hard enough

That moment when you look for something and can't find it so you ask your mother if she's seen it and you look there and still can't find it so you ask her again and she walks over and finds it exactly where she said.
"Mom I can't find the peanut butter!"
"It's on the top left shelf."
"I don't see it. It's not there!"
(Mom walks over, pulls out the jar that is right in front of your face.)
"Oh, thanks for the mom find."
by bardal-es April 20, 2017
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Skip Find

Cool junk that you find in someone else's garbage (a.k.a free-take bin), preferably without forethought.

From Canadian origins.
"Quinncy made a sick skip find the other day"
"What'd he find?"
"A broken nail gun!"
by PRESIDENTOBUNGA June 6, 2018
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